Do I really have to sum up all of my interests into one word responses?
I'm far too eclectic for that, but we'll see what we can do.

BUT FIRST:
I am happily and faithfully married, and even if I weren't,
I think "hooking up" via the internet is pointless.
If you're some little kid, don't even try.
I am a paradox. While I can be your best friend,
I can also be the nightmare that you can't wake up from.
While I do want to make friends, I can also be very
anti-social. And I'm not a collector, so don't use me
just to boost your numbers.
If you happen to fall into any of the above categories,
PISS OFF!!
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Not that the list is at all big,
but I'm getting ready to cut it
back even further. If I don't ever
talk to you, you're gone. I only want
people on my list that I'll actually
communicate with. How can I call you
my "Buddy", even in this virtual world,
if I've only spoken with you once since
I joined?
And don't send a request if I've never
talked to you or the reason for said
request isn't obviously apparent.

I AM NOT A COLLECTOR,
UNLESS YOU'RE A FROG!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~