Me, in five handy condensed points;
1) I'm a girl. Really. I'm also twenty. It says so right here. Don't ask if I really am either, and 'a/s/l' will get you hurt.
2) I like girls. Rather a lot. Boys, however, are not liked in such a way.
3) I'm very happily with someone. I might flirt now and then, but that's as far as I'll go. Don't ask for more if you value your dangly/inny bits.
4) Related to number three, although there is a big red 'Submissive' sticker, don't make that silly assumption that I'll do anything for anyone authoritative. It's only with Leah.
5) Leah. She's been mentioned a lot, so I'll take this excuse to go on about how great she is. For those who somehow missed it; Leah's my girlfriend. We've been together for four years, and we currently share an addmittedly small and cheap little flat. As I live with her, I have no need for random internet boinkings, so don't ask. Or else. As for Leah, she's 5'6, blonde, green-eyed and continuously hyper in a rather cute way.

Interests and stuff
1) Chess. Not the best at it, but decent, I hope.
2) History. Old things, places, languages - the older it is, the more I seem to like it.
3)Dungeons and Dragons. Especially bits involving halflings. I like the other short people!