So, you decided to waste your time that you could be spending in a constructive way on my pathetic page? It's not going to change your life, I promise. Actually, you could press that charming 'back' button right now.
I mean, do it.
You're still here? You're gonna regret it later, I swear.
Anyway, since you have nothing better to do with your life then waste about 5 minutes of it on my page that isn't really worth it, let's find out why, shall we? And if due to some unbelieveable coincidence, your reson for visiting was different form all the above, tell me about it. I'm really dying to know.
So, you've gone through all the words that I have to say about myself and suddenly realized you didn't learn anything about me at all? I think you deserve to know it. Just for you determination.
I am pathetic (but not as much as you are - for reading it all