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MALE OR FEMALE?????

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male.but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it.and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying