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I have a way with words. For example:

FUCK OFF.

LOL just kidding. Welcome to my page bruh.


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Derek Keiran Von
23
Seoul
I think the world is conspiring against me.
Straight as a diagonal line.
I was either a gangster or a porn-star in my past life.
Majority Asian, minority white.
I'm a chronic liar; although i keep my promises.
Message me hoes.
Been on this site since I was 16.
I stalk homepages often...you might be next.
I'm a PC, and windows 8 was my idea.
My avatar name is a Japanese city...it was the bomb.
Literally.
I'm bringing sexy back.
To sum up my existence:
I am an egotistical nerd who adores cereal with a memory the size of an
endoplasmic reticulum.
I am here to interact and entertain.
Nothing more, nothing less.
I'm a lot nicer than i sound in this description.
Single and not willing to mingle.
Oh baby. Stop it.
With that being said...
Get to know me, I'm a pretty rad kid.
[if you read this put "i steal pink panties" in your message]

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updates

November 26:back on for 4 days

November 27:"My last car wasn't stolen, I just forgot where I parked it."

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Note to stalkers: I thank you for visits; that's how I make friends. :B

My Room

HEAR YE HEAR YE

Erm this section is for. idk. getting to know me better without having to talk to me. conversation makes me nervous.

Current feeling:Naps suck. Like when you nap for too long and you feel like shit rather than feeling refreshed or sumthing liek dat... i dont know anymore haha

Current song stuck in your head:I'm Not the Only One - Sam Smith

Random thought:i listen to k-pop, i watch k-dramas, i eat k-food, i lived in korea... and i still don't know the language except for "mool"

Currently craving:i'm full as fuuuuuck

Learn anything new today?:Naps suck

Last text you received:Hi Derek, I just sent u the schedule for Sunday... will u plz confirm and re-confirm with everyone?


last updated: 27/11 at 10:21am




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