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DO NOT ASK ASL!!! LEARN HOW TO READ DOUCHEBAG If you're under 15 don't bother me I don't have time to waste on you or your crap
I WILL NOT HAVE THEOLOGICAL CONVERSATIONS/DEBATES OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO CALL THEM (Don't analyze my beliefs (or lack thereof) and I won't pick out the flaws in your's)
Don't expect one on one time I'll TRY but make no promises...
If one of the first things you do is make an advance or any type of assault...I'm gone and not coming back no if's and's or but's
Stupid people PISS ME OFF if I've explained what I mean by that to you more than once...chances are you are one of them and should do the world a favor and go play in traffic...(P.S. If you seriously do this it's simply proof that the gene pool needs more chlorine(and I'll mark your passing with joy for it leaves more air for the rest of us))
I tend to use whatever language I please if you have a problem with something I say tell me and I'll try to moderate myself around you... If that's not good enough for you....WELL THEN PISS OFF!!!!!!!!
A warning to those who piss me off...ICH ESSE GERN LEUTE (smiles menacingly then bursts into a fit of maniacal laughter)
I consider this fair warning my comp is a malevolent SOB...it waits for inopertune moments to kill my net connection
Beggars WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!
Relationship Status: Married
Special Someone
InsurrectionalAzul Even throughout my repeated bouts of stupidity and/or obliviousness She has stood by my side. She is all mine and I am much, much more than happy and proud to proclaim that "SHE'S MINE NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!"
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star And his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts That was the year Father Tracey took all the kids to the zoo And he let them sing on the bus And his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair And his mother and father kissed a lot And the girl around the corner sent him a Valentine signed with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's meant And his father always tucked him in bed at night And was always there to do it
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Autumn" because that was the name of the season And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its new paint And the kids told him that Father Tracey smoked cigars And left butts on the pews And sometimes they would burn holes That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames And the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see Santa Claus And the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a lot And his father never tucked him in bed at night And his father got mad when he cried for him to do it
Once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem And he called it "Innocence: A Question" because that was the question about his girl And that's what it was all about And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he never showed her That was th e year that Father Tracey died And he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went And he caught his sister making out on the back porch And his mother and father never kissed or even talked And the girl around the corner wore too much makeup That made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her anyway because that was the thing to do And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly
That's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem And he called it "Absolutely Nothing" Because that's what it was really all about And he gave himself an A and a slash on each damned wrist And he hung it on the bathroom door because this time he didn't think he could reach the kitchen"