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My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
I'm a dork. When I'm not playing with my dingy, I'm birdwatching, taking long walks on the beach, and using cheesy pick-up lines to attract the ladies. "I lost my number, can I have yours?" Or my personal favorite, (ME: Did it hurt? HER: What? ME: When you fell down from heaven!) WHOA! I also like to laugh at how retardedly big Russia is.
I like hitting random things with sticks. I like people who call my house, my number is 911-1496 (If you actually call this number, please feel free to punch yourself in the face. Or make an appointment with my secretary and I will personally punch you in the face.) I also like to ask random people if they've seen my lost plunger anywhere.
