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My Favorite Movies
Twilight, 300, Ten Thousand BC, Jumper, National Treasure 1 & 2, Scarface, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Full metal Jacket, I Am Legend, Walk The Line, SWAT, Training Day, Iron Man, Hulk, The Matrix, Constantine, Speed, iRobot, Robots, Cars... and many many others.



My Favorite TV Shows
Charmed, Dirty Jobs, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ghost Hunters, It Takes A Thief, Law & Order, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, The Oblongs, Ace of Cakes, Modern Marvels, How It's Made, LA Ink

A Perfect Circle, Korn, Train, Smashing Pumpkins, Limp Bizkit, Green Day, Puddle of Mudd, Nickleback, Rammstein, Evanescence, Motograter, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Kid Rock, Disturbed, Johnny Cash, AC DC, Trace Adkins, Big & Rich, Weird Al Yankovic, 3 Doors Down, Crossfade

"There is no death, there's only a change of worlds"

"Kill'em all, and let God sort'em out"

"The least likely can be the most dangerous."



"Do I look like someone with a plan? Wanna know who I am? I'm like the dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with it if I caught it. I just do stuff."

-Heath Ledger as The Joker in
The Dark Knight (2008)

"Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad."

-Will Smith as Captain Steve Hiller in
Independence Day (1996)

"I only speak two languages - English and bad English."

-Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in
The Fifth Element (1997)

The Joker (Heath Ledger):
If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol (Michael Jai White):
[explodes] Enough from the clown!

[He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb]

The Joker:
Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.

The Dark Knight (2008)

"You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wildcat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after awhile her eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell her soul as died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They'll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf. Just a 6 by 8 cell, with no window and only a bucket to shit in."

-Samuel L. Jackson as Augustus Gibbons in
XXX (2002)

"Bite my shiny metal ass"

-Bender from Futurama

“You saw hell yesterday. Now you’re scared of going to hell for all the bad things you’ve done. I’ll tell you what, go into the stall, say five hail Mary's, wipe your ass and then you and God can call it even."

-Ving Rhames as Kenneth in
Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Columbus: [to Tallahasse]
"Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?"

-Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus in
Zombieland (2009)

"Hell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because, you have sex out of wedlock, you kill unborn children, you have man on man relations, same sex marriage. How do you think your God will judge you? Well friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

-Ken Foree as the televangelist in
Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Orlando (Reno Wilson):
Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios (Jason Statham):
Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando:
Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios:
Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando:
I can see that.
Chev Chelios:
You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando:
You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios:
That's right.
Orlando:
Well...
Chev Chelios:
What?
Orlando:
This shit ain't free nigga.

Crank (2006)

CJ (Michael Kelly):
Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat?
[Points to Steve]
CJ:
And head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exist?
Kenneth (Ving Rhames):
Yeah.
Tucker (Boyd Banks):
Pretty much, yeah.
Ana: (Sarah Polley)
[nods her head]
Michael (Jake Weber):
Yeah.
Steve: (Ty Burrell)
[gives a sarcastically enthusiastic "thumb up"]
CJ:
Okay... I'm in.

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

“I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.”

-Adam Savage from Mythbusters

"All I got in this world are my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one."

-Al Pacino as Tony Montana in
Scarface (1983)

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

-Samuel L. Jackson as Jules in
Pulp Fiction (1994)

"You see I don't, I don't work with any exact boundaries of the law because I wasn't consulted when the god damn laws were made. No, instead nameless, faceless politicians, the so called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong. I mean come on. I govern my life around my own personal code of ethics, and I suggest that you do the same. That way if, within the constructs of my own morality, I were to do something that is considered illegal, so be it. I feel no guilt whatsoever and furthermore, if I were to buckle under the social weight of the system by adhering to laws that I do not truly believe in then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and individuality. So in sense, by having sex with Natasha, I'd be preserving the rights our four fathers fought and died for, right."

-Ryan Reynolds as Monty in
Waiting (2005)

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
-Aristotle

Video games:
Racing, Baseball,
1st and 3rd Person Shooters
Halo Series
Need For Speed Franchise
Rockband 1 & 2
Stranglehold

Books:
Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Hannibal by Thomas Harris
The Stand by Stephen King
The Stone Cold Truth by Steve Austin
Have A Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks by Mick Foley
One Nation: America Remembers September 11, 2001
Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

Cuisine: Anything that won't bite me back

Chinese: Sweet 'n' Sour Chicken

Pizza: Everything

Activities:
Writing, Drawing, Reading, Riding my bike, Chatting online
(Yahoo, MSN, MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook and here of course)

Sports:
Baseball, Baseball and... oh yeah, did I say Baseball

Where I Am: Home

I'm listening to: music on my playlist

I'm watching: my computer screen, duh

I'm thinking about: what it's like to not be alone

I'm playing: Rockband 2 on my XBox 360

I'm reading: New Moon

I'm dating: no one :(

I'm annoyed at: distance

I'm loving: Life

I'm hating: every other bitch that broke my heart

I'm missing: the touch of a woman

I'm looking forward to: Tomorrow

I'm IMing:
No one at the moment...Would you like to change that?

I'm eating: nothing

I'm craving: besides company... nothing really

I'm wearing: nothing... haha.. clothes, perv

I'm shopping: just flipping through the IMVU catalog

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