the worst thing happened today :( my boyfriend james was cheatin on meh and i broke up with him i felt so sad and mad so now im single and i feel lonley :( plzzzz reply
Face it, we all no that theres at least 1 person on our buddy list that we want to get fucked by. So let's play the "Let's Fuck Game." The rules are simple. If u want to fuck the person who sends this to u; u reply to them with "let's fuck." The twist is u have to send this message to everyone on ur buddy list n see who sends u back da messgae "let's fuck"". Good luck. U no if u get it u are cute. If you get it twice u are a hottie. 3 times u are just plain fuckable...............LOL pass it on O.o
Please Vote for Me In The "Pumpkin Patch" Daily Outfit Contest... My Photo Is Named: PUMPKIN PATCH HEAD; the Same Outfit As My Avi Pic Is Wearing... TRY IT On Sample of Photo Is Located On My HP. Thank You for Your Support and True Freindship.... Tell Others to Come Vote for Me Also! =^_^= Hugz, Mez
Please Vote for Me In The "Pumpkin Patch" Daily Outfit Contest... My Photo Is Named: PUMPKIN PATCH HEAD; the Same Outfit As My Avi Pic Is Wearing... TRY IT On Sample of Photo Is Located On My HP. Thank You for Your Support and True Freindship.... Tell Others to Come Vote for Me Also! =^_^= Hugz, Mez
A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so Grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the 15-year old Grandson. In the middle of the night Grandpa woke up and shouted: "Quick! Get me a woman! Fast!!" The grandson moaned: "Please, Grandpa, calm down. First, its three o'clock in the morning, and you'll never find a woman at this hour. Second, you're 82 years old, and third, that's MY dick you're holding... not yours."
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"I sent an angel to watch over you last night,but it came back. I asked, "Why?"... The angel said: "Angels don't watch over angels!." Twenty angels are in the world. Ten are sleeping. Nine are playing. One is reading this comment... Send this to ten friends, including me. If you get five replies, someone you love will surprise you!" *hugs*
THIS IS TO FUNNY =^_^= "A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a rip-roaring fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oops! Sorry, lets try it again." she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, " If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy! LOL =^-^= OMG HOW GROSS!
Hey there I think your having problems loading its not accepting u when u get invited to my room. Sorry I missed you alot and wanted to talk to you....but I guess it will ahve to be another day :-(
Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever.
The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was.
The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on and has his way with her.
The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head.
Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an asshole!"
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" the bartender asked. That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" LOL **PLEASE COME SIGN MY GUEST BOOK** Hugz, Mez
How Are U My Dear Friend?? Im Doing Good Here. "I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It. But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell." LOL =^_^= Mez
HI......LOVE YOUR TAG LINE...(SMILE). JUST PASSING BY TO BLESS YOU WITH SOME OF MY SUGARY SWEETNESS..I NOTICED THAT YOU ARE IN THE GROUP "FLIRT"....HOPEFULLY WE WILL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.....SEE YOU SOON....BE BLESSED..~SUGACOOKIE~
I am letting all my friends no that I will not bother them anymore...if they care to speak to me they can if not oh well...i am tired of messaging ppl and never get anything from them...I am not a toy for ppl to use n throw away. I like to meet ppl and all but some think Iam just a joke....hope your not one of them. Have a great week.
Hey hun, Hope you are well. My IMVU weather forecast this afternoon: warm hugs and scattered kisses for today... temps, hot and steamy... friendly breezes picking up and blowing kisses through the evening... showers of love expected off and on (may flood in some areas) throughout the days ahead... You are loved! May love's showers soak you completely, immersing you in its glow! Hugs, Isis.x
KISS Weather forecast this afternoon: warm hugs and scattered kisses for today... temps, hot and steamy... friendly breezes picking up and blowing kisses through the evening... showers of love expected off and on (may flood in some areas)throughout the days ahead... You are loved! - may love's showers soak you completely, immersing you in its glow! Pass this to a friend and back to me if I am one
I hope you are well. I have a little angel that flies around with a hammer and hits everyone I love. I hope she beats the shit out of you!!!! Hehehe...send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you know you are loved :~)
Hugz, Isis.xxx
A new, young MD doing his residency in Gynecology was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam on suddenly burst out laughing and farted loudly! He looked up from his work & sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener." =^_^= OMG I Just Farted LOL! Mez
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Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. His friend replied "I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my parents bedroom and then I ran in. My dad gave me a watch to get rid of me." Now little Johnny is thinking that this was a cool idea. So little Johnny waited that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then ran into his parents bedroom. "What do you want?" asked his dad. I want a watch! said little Johnny. Well sit down and shut the fuck up!" replied his dad. OMG That's Just Wrong To Do... But Still Very Funny LOL Have a splendid day =^_^= Mez
A son takes his ill father to the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor advises that the father is dying of cancer. On the way home from the hospital, the father tells his son that he has had a good, long & happy life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate. Surprised, the son reluctantly agrees. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying from AIDS. When his friends leave, the son says, "Dad, you're dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?" The father replies, "It's rather simple, son... I don't want my friends fucking your mother after I'm gone!" OH GOSH CAN U BELEAVE THAT LOL! Hugz, Mez
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still an experimental drug. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I`m sorry, we didn`t realize the pill was that strong! The medical foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that`s okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." LOL Have a splendid good day! Mez
I LOL At Your Joke... Thanks 4 The Smile! Here's One 4 You Now... A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, "We can't play in the chicken coop anymore." The little boy asks, "Why not?"
The little girl answers, "'Cause I'm growing feathers." The little boy stares at her in disbelief and says, "No way. Show me." So she pulls down her pants. He thinks about it for a little while and decides it's not that big of a deal, so they both decide to continue playing in the chicken coop.
A few weeks later the little boy comes up to the little girl and says, "We can't play in the chicken coop anymore." "Why not?" she asks. "'Cause," he says, "I'm growing feathers, too." She looks at him in disbelief and says, "No way. Show me!" So he pulls down his pants. The little girl's eyes widen, and she says, "You're not just growing feathers, you'r..
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"Now there was a sexy man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Then these two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the penis sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant? "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70 I forgot all about it. Now Im 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!" LOL Mez,
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