Please Vote for Me In The "Pumpkin Patch" Daily Outfit Contest... My Photo Is Named: PUMPKIN PATCH HEAD; the Same Outfit As My Avi Pic Is Wearing... TRY IT On Sample of Photo Is Located On My HP. Thank You for Your Support and True Freindship.... Tell Others to Come Vote for Me Also! =^_^= Hugz, Mez
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, I want to be Sophia Loren, and poof she's gone. The second says, I want to be Madonna and poof she's gone. The third says, I want to be Sara Pipalini! St. Peter looks perplexed. Who? he asked. Sara Pipalini! replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell. The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. No sister, the paper says it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months. LOL! Love, Luv xoxoxo
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"..."No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
A Scotsman, American, and Irishman are in a bar. The Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but in Glasgow, there's a better one. At McDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place...Then the American says, "Where I come from, over in Brooklyn, there's Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar...Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"..."No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
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Left In The Dark lyrics...
You don't have to sneak in the door...
Just come on into the room...
I've been lying in our bed in the dark all alone...
And I've been waiting for you...(Don't worry, I will be blonde again soon...lol)
Beautiful blessings my dear with only the sweetest and most dearest of wishes that every day may be a blessed and gentle day there for you. Enjoy your weekend to the fullest and embrace all of the love and laughter that surrounds you within the days. Hugs
i just got 12,000,000 creds,copy and paste this message and send it to 8 different people and when your done press f4 and they will just pop up like that
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If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy. If friendship is life, I will give u mine. It's "World's Best Friends Week.ur friend bolbol^^
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" LLOOOOLL =^_^= READ MY OTHER JOKE IN THE ""MESMERIZMYSELF 'S JOKE GROUP"" TAKE CARE =^_^= MEZ
"Now there was a sexy man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Then these two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the penis sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant? "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70 I forgot all about it. Now Im 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!" LOL Mez,
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office.
John talking to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later.
George talking to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but she sure isn't a lot better than your wife." OMG Now Thats 2 Funny LOL =^_^= Take Care, Mez
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael
said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by
saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how
would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,
little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...
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i just got 12,000,000 creds,copy and paste this message and send it to 8 different people and when your done press f4 and they will just pop up like that
hi how r you ? ^^thx 4 the add......i hope we be good friends in our all life loOoL.... and i wish you happiness in ur all life ......... see u ur friend bolbolws*_^
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