Oh yes, IMVU is one of the greatest things to happen to my pathetic little life, and I am glad to have met quite a few people through it, but alas, even something as marvelous as this has its share of stupidity. Normally I'd put up with anything, but some things either unnerve me or tick me off. To make everyone who comes here aware, I'll share my 'specifications' with you. No, I'm not THAT picky, I just wanna make things clear, ok? Here we go:

1. I'm not going to befriend any one person with multiple accounts. Aside from just being unfair, I don't want any surplus IDs to waste my time. One ID is enough. If you have more than one account at a time, I can't keep you as my friend. To me, this is a high-priority issue. I don't like cheating, however I won't mind if you deleted your old account to make a new one you can be comfy with...
2. NO, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND!! I've grown up too much on videogames to try and hold a relationship. I don't mind a girl being a friend, but I'm sure as heck not looking for a date. PLEASE understand this!
3. I will NOT befriend anyone who aggrivates any of my current friends UNLESS there is a clear and logical reason. If you want my trust, you'll need to have a clean or decent record. In other words, if you tick my friend off, then it's easier for you to tick ME off. Please tread lightly...
4. I WILL NOT ACTIVELY SUPPORT THE FACKIN' POPULARITY CONTESTS!! Unless I will be arrested for not doing so, I will NOT bend over backwards and break my spine just to promote someone else. If you want my respect, you need to earn it. I WON'T leave you a message just because you said so. Only when I feel like it and/or you sent me a message first. If you want some props, that's what 'chatprops' is for, so try making use pf it, alright?
5. Don't expect me to just befriend anyone I haven't talked with first. As stated above, I'm not going to support any selfish attempts at popularity contests just by adding people who throw me buddy requests left & right. Again, that means I will not add anyone I don't trust yet. A simple conversation will be fine, and I can tolerate lousy humor, so just catch me when I'm online, OK?

I hope this helps tone things down a bit. I know that chances are someone might want to try and bite me about this, even though those chances are absurdly slim. I'm actually a friendly guy, and I just want to be a normal user, not a part of a web of attention-seeking gayness... I just plain wanna make a few friends! Is that too much to ask?

6. One last thing: I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY CYBERSEX WHATSOEVER!!! It's not in my groove to do that kind of sh**, so don't ask. Anyone who asks of this quickly in any form will be b-slapped for a whole 60 seconds or denied in an instant. I intend to hold onto my virginity, thank you very goddamn much! rofl