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TheFortuneCookie
Avatar since: 09/25/07

Female
Age: 41
United States - TX
Last log on: 11/21/09

"Beware of cookies bearing fortunes."

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"This is not a fortune cookie."

"Whoever said anything's possible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"You will need good reading material in approximatley 15 minutes."

"This is tomorrow's message."

"This is yesterday's message."

"Your colon will self destruct in 15 minutes."

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"A starship ride has been promised to you by the Galactic Wizard."



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A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."



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"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."

"You will receive a fortune cookie."

"Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal."

"You're going to regret eating that."

"Never eat yellow snow."

"You will contract salmonella poisoning within the next five hours."

"Your future is embarrassing. I can't even talk about it without curling right back up."

"It's about time I got out of that cookie."

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"You can always find happiness at work on Friday."

"Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?"

"The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get its pearl."




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2000 B.C.
Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D.
That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D.
That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D.
That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D.
That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D.
That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.



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"You would make a great lawyer."

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"The fortune you seek is in another cookie."

“It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.”

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