::suc·cu·bus [suhk-yuh-buhs]
–noun, plural -bi
1. a demon in female form, said to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep::
::For one, do not attemt to associate with me if you cannot bother to type out simple vowels in words. Along those lines, I despise "l33t sp34k" and all those who use it::
::Two, I don't believe in God. I don't believe in heaven or hell. Do not preach to me. Ever. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. So fuck off::
::Stupidity should be punished, hands down. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege::
::Spare yourself the humiliation and don't bother fucking asking me to cyber. I do not want to have "magical pixelated sex" with you. I refuse to have sex with your AIDS infested pixels. That's final, for anyone and everyone. Get over yourselves and go hump a modem::
::I am not insulted easily. Don't bother. You can't hurt me. I have a temper and practically no patience. You'll have stilettos shoved up your ass if need be. I have A.D.D. I don't focus well on one person. I have O.C.D. I despise odd numbers and when people tamper with anything of mine::
::Let me make something clear right now. To all you goth, emo, Guitar Hero wanna-be's...THIS-----------> DOES NOT MAKE AN INTERESTING HOMEPAGE. It's quite sad actually. To visit someone and see this. This does not make you sexy. It does not make you cool. It does however, earn you an award; Congratulations for giving a seizure to some poor epileptic person. Really, outstanding. How someone can assume this even looks remotely nice, is beside me. I just adore visiting someone and having a rainbow of flashing colours (yes that's with a 'u') attack my eyes. This is worse than getting yours ears attacked by some rap song by an artist not even known to man. People need tips on how to decorate their pages properly. ::
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My Room
-MY- Love: Zenaku3000
This man, is the most loving, gorgeous, kind person I've met. I love him to absolute bits. He is MY love, the one I care for most, put all my emotions into, think of all the time, and dream of at night.
So my Special Someone box is utterly fucked. Don't know why. But this box is now solely in existence for my boyfriend~
My Music
Okay, here are just a few things that I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE.
---I HATE when I go onto someone's page....and it looks like a sticker Nazi just vomited all over the page. There are stickers covering EVERY INCH of the page, and I can't even navigate. At least put them in some order so I can yell my ass off at you when I finally find the "send message" button. I know I have a shit load of stickers on my page and some people must be saying..."Oh she's such a fucking hypocrite. I KEEP MY STICKERS ORGANIZED FOR A REASON, thank you very much.
----I HATE when people require me to leave messages and come like whiny little bitches, complaining that I didn't leave one. Oh no! The world is going to collapse because someone that visited did NOT leave yet another "Oh I love your page." message. Pathetic.
---I HATE when random horny perverts visit and leave copy paste message such as "u r so hot. will u be my grlfrend?" No really, they do exist....and I've gotten a fair share of them.
----I HATE people who visit and have avatar pictures the size of a fucking torpedo. That's exactly why I hide my visitors panel. It makes my page look like a demented scrapbook page.
----I HATE it, when I visit someone's page and my ears get viciously attacked by some stupid pop song that belongs in a copy of "Make My Ears Bleed Volume 1." If I wanted to have a stroke from music, I would go to a Britney Spears concert.
----I DESPISE people, who cannot deal with my sarcasm. It's not my fault they are a bunch of cunts who don't know how to take a joke. A sense of humor is pretty common these days so....
----I DESPISE people who only talk to others to worm their way near another friend or boyfriend. If the person didn't talk to you THEN, what makes you think, they will talk to you NOW. IMVU is not a popularity contest so stop faking to get more attention.
----It seems that there are some high and mighty people waltzing around IMVU that think that they can't associate themselves with someone else for their beliefs or lack of them. I hate people who get SNARKY with me and decide to preach, thinking that I am going to suck in every word they're saying and turn my back on what I do and don't believe, changing my mind because THEY think it's right. I had one case of that already. That little whore got so scared she reported my 4 word message that I sent to her after she sent me a copy paste message, preaching to me about religion.
----I ABSOLUTELY despise those people who come onto my page, leaving me a message saying "Nice page." or better yet "zumg ur pge is sooo smexyyyyyyy! i luvvvv all d stufffff u wroteee!" Ahem....*cough* Obviously, this person is either completely dyslexic..or completely fucked up in the head. The douche bag read nothing and is still fucking lying out the ass. I have the right to mutilate this person more, right?
---I also find the "thank you for your visit" messages hilarious. I laugh when I get one of those. What do you expect me to say? "Your welcome for adding one more number to a tiny insignificant panel."? Why bother sending them? It really is a waste of the person's time, AND mine, because I have to actually put in the effort to check it off to delete it. Lazy? I know I am.
*more to be added*
GOOD MUSIC, that doesn't viciously destroy your eardrums. There's even a big pause button too! Oh happy day!
Oh yeah! Just a heads up.....YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE VISIT. Now fuck off with those idiotic messages. You twats.
Listen up you fuckers. I'm not on as much, and I'm sure a shit load of you have noticed but don't care nonetheless. I'm going on vacation for a month. I'll be on, I'll check messages and have live chats, but probably much less. So don't bitch and moan. I'm off to get a great sunburn and suffocate in smoldering heat. Isn't that great? :D
Hey honey. dang, im really, really, sorry. as you can see, i barely get on imvu anymore. -hugs-. i miss you, dammit. haha, how are you lately? guess i have to catch up with imvu more often
*giggles* I didnt buy you the gift to get one back mrs! Oh and you said you were packing for a month long trip! Gosh... I would need a luggage carrier to myself for that one :P Haha, 90% of that would be Barry M make-up ^^ I am also glad to hear you are feeling better now :] Anyways, if I dont speak to you before you go, then have a great trip! *huggles* Mandi x
Thanks for stopping by my page. I hoped you enjoyed it. Also you know my sister Arivae? She tells me all about you lol. She adores you. Have a good day and I hope you get better. ~Sairalinde~
Okay, so my friends list consists of people that are actually interesting, can hold an intelligent conversation and can type properly. I am not a buddy collector, nor will I ever become one. Do NOT add me if I have never spoken with you in my life. That's pathetic.