To get my badge you must… videotape yourself standing on one foot while balancing a fishbowl on your nose, purchase every item in my catalog without losing your balance. Then make like a sea lion and toss the fish bowl into the air and do a backflip through a flaming hoop landing in a handstand. Then you must use your toes to type product reviews for every item you just bought from me and flip back onto your feet all in time to catch the fishbowl before it falls. Post the video on You Tube and leave a message on my hp linking to it… then I will send you my badge.

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