Another Version of the Truth (remix) - Nine Inch Nails
My page needs LESS IDIOTS, you can help by NOT BEING AN IDIOT.
Attention, kumquats, I wrote the entire lengthy profile you see below in 2006. (In my defense, I was 13). Please don't copy paste chunks of it back to me in chat and expect me to know what you're on about. Amusingly enough, I do -not- talk to anyone below the age of 18 more than once, unless they aren't a completely stupid, illiterate rambling kid talking about how they want to touch my man pixels. This is because I am a self-absorbed and hypocritical bastard. By now, you're probably thinking "Who the hell does this kid think he is!?", well, you have a right to feel that way, and if you do, just ignore me, because I'm a self-absorbed and hypocritical bastard, like I have already pointed out.
Starting right off, I'd like to say that if you're looking at my page because I requested to talk to you, its because I really have nothing better to do, and you should just accept it, it helps your psychological health to know that you're not an "I only talk to people my age because they're more intelligent and mature and know how to splellel" person. Unless you are, in which case, I should advise you to seek psychiatric help immediately. Heaven forbid- it may be contagious.
Upon entering this avatar page you should be thinking "Oh god damn it, another emo/goth poser fag." Wow. You managed to figure that out all by yourself! Well, of course, I helped.
I'd suppose its the thought that counts.
As a self-absorbed and hypocritical bastard, I generally categorize immediately (yes, that means stereotyping) whoever I meet in a chat session. For example, someone with a 'weapon', baggy clothes, sunglasses and an unmistakably stupid bandana, is instantly some retarded (I'm sorry to all of you with real mental illnesses, this must be so insulting to you) child who wants to be 'FLY' on the internet. Anyone with a skateboard, a ridiculously colourful outfit and a shitbox playing copyrighted music that costs about 2,000 credits, is instantly an obese kid with severe social problems pretending to be cool on the internet (also failing horribly and leaving a lasting impression of shit in a toaster). Maybe if I don't just suddenly leave the chat session with you after five minutes, you're someone unique. Like a snowflake.
In the end, it just boils down to who I'd care about and who I don't that I talk with. You know what? If you're still reading this, maybe you're someone who is worth my time. If you're not, maybe you're just reading it to scan for things you can base an argument on. Make sure you can spell and use proper punctuation and grammar before you bother making some sort of obscene comment in my Messages list or I'll just have to point them out and tell you that a child just beat you at your own game.
I'd just like to add that I am a stale chatter, I'm a pompous self-righteous oblivious faggot, people have called me a cold bastard, among other curses and vulgarities. This is all just general information for you to fill your head with. Its okay, its always filled with pointless rubbish anyway, right? Right?
If you've honestly read your way down to the bottom of this incredible tour-de-force of irrelevance, you've put up with quite alot of bullshit. Hit that 'Chat With' button, you deserve it. (not really)
DISCLAIMER: I don't give a damn about your opinion, but just comment anyway.
If you seriously want to talk to me (because of some psychological disorder or a compulsion to talk to every weirdo you meet), just add me as a buddy, and I'll probably get around to talking to you ....probably.
hey clever guy :3
thanks for the chat. It was nice talking to someone who knows what he is talking about.
And I actutally read your profile.
But i'll see you ^^
Amazingly, I read till the end. (which was pretty weird). Oh, anyway, yeah, great page. Just the typical kind of message you would get. But compliments are a gift, so just take it. *smiles* And happy new year, btw.
For the love of Jesus someone who has 3% of brain and uses it please fucking talk to me and don't just pass by because its painful to talk to dimwits all day about basketball and having sex with 'big buubs howtt galz'.
Please, please, please, begging you, talk to me and let me whine about everyone else to you so that you feel better about yourself.
Before you even TRY to chat with me, please, PLEASE think about what you're going to talk about, I get pissed off with starters like 'asl' and 'sup lol'
I'm not searching for your oh so lovable acceptance, but I'm not here to make an enemy either. I just thought I'd say you are an interesting and unique person who certainly keeps a good head on their shoulders, and I respect you for that. I agree that literacy is important, and I believe there is no harm in being "a self-absorbed and hypocritical bastard", and for a long time I was like that as well. What happened to me? Hell, I don't know and you don't care. But listen to me ramble! Thanks for your time.
I'm just surfing pages, Your picture caught my eye because it's simply diffrent. In coming to your page i have read your little about you thing; I love the fact that you are literate and actually know how to spell. I understand how you don't talk to people who talk in the "txt" talk. Well, Enough of my ramblings I just have to say I love the song on your page. Gazette is simply amazing; I love your background as well. Well, Check my page out sometime or feel free to Chat with me.
Hello, I'm just dropping by to say hi.
I love the music, and avatar picture.
And yes I've read your about me and I still hope that we could chat sometime.
I'm not like everyone else. Haha. Anyway
you did a great job with your page.
I won't add you right away, but I still hope that you will accept my invite or at least message me back. I guess I will see you around later then. Sorry my avatar picture is larger than the correct size, I've had people complain about it, and I am going to fix it. Take Care.
I like your avi pict and your background. Very nice. Plus I read everything you said and I must say that everyone has the right to say what they want to say on the internet. Also, I'm going to add you since I'm have a psychological disorder, and you seem like a cool guy. Chat with you later.
I have a psychological disorder and a compulsion to talk to every weirdo I meet and I am going to add you because my goal in life is to meet every boy that likes Yaoi .
LOLZ RLY?
I TTLY DINT NO DAT, I MUST TRY IT NOW LOLOLOLOOLLLPOO
...that caused my physical pain. Now I have to have a bit of a lie-down and some tea. Mm, tea.
You have six piercings? I find it alarming that you have more man-made holes in your body than I do. Oh, the shame.
Lol... You're page is definitely the most interesting page I've looked at. You seem like the oddest yet most interesting person... Lol... I hope to chat with you sometime if it doesn't bother you... Lmao..
~~Ayumi
Haha. You just made my day.
You had the most interesting page, I've yet to come across.
Though, that might not be too flattering, because I've doubt I've seen more than ten.
Well, thumbs up to you for being an asshole.
This is a praise, not an attempt to pick a fight with you.
Bye.
Thank you Oo; I think... I think once people realize being an idiot gets them nowhere, IMVU could become a better place. In the meantime, we have spammers, scammers and all that to face.. And then there's the agism topic Xx; Good times, good times... Ill be on that scapegoats topic until we can come to an understanding with the adults... I may be there a while Oo; Have a nice day too ^_^
Hey man I want to say not only do I want to say nice page, but much respect to you for speaking your mind on your page; you come across in an intelligent manner while most people around your age that I've encountered on IMVU would not able to fully comprehend all that you have post on your page.
Again much respect,
Rayo84
Those fiends are so evil like that! I put mine in a box a while ago, but when I opened it (sound affects) IT WAS GONE!!
I do hope you find your mind, Its a terrible thing to lose.
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