"Oprah and Stedman walk in mansions, because they're rich. Beyonce and Jay- z walk on the red carpet, because they're famous. You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da shit. Send to all yo realest friends. I betta get this back ; ) if you get this back 1 time-u only have a friend that feels sorry for you 2 times- you just bugg the shit out of people 3 times- nice friend 4 times- you down like yung joc 5 & more- give yourself a slap on the ass you have a crew"