First thing's first.
I AM A GAY GUY IN A GIRL'S BODY.
I am straight. I like guys. But I love gay guys.
And I mean love.
But they will never love me back because I'm a girl.
So... That's it. That's the sad situation I'm in right now.
If only I'd been born a guy... v_v
So, uh. The end. ^_^
IMPORTANT STUFF! PLEASE READ!
~Do not beg me to buy you something from your wish list or give you credits. Or wait, I shouldn't just say don't beg; I should say don't ask, period. I love the ones who say, "May I please have some credits? I'm not begging. I'm asking nicely." I laugh. And then I still say no. I hardly ever have credits for myself, let alone for other people.
~I do not accept random friend invites. You could at least say one word to me before requesting.
~I usually accept random chat invites. However, if you say hello, and I say hello, and then there's just 15 minutes of silence, sorry, but I will leave.
~If I decline your chat invite, or if it times out, please do not be personally offended. I am probably busy, or I have many windows open, and if I open another, I will crash (which happens quite often).
~Do not ask me for cybersex. It's disgusting, and I will instantly refuse and most likely never speak to you again. In fact, I would suggest never asking me anything that's perverted, because I simply do not like perverted, inappropriate things.
~I reply to all messages, so please leave me one. c:
~Do not leave those idiotic spam messages or chain letters. They don't work, people. I'd think the world would have learned this by now. ">__>
~D0n't t@lk l1k3 th1$. It takes me forever to try and decipher it. x3 Plus, it's stupid.
~Please don't think I'm a jerk for putting this stuff here. Unfortunately, it's necessary. For me, anyway. =.="
Now that that's over with...
Greetings! =D Thanks for visiting my page.
First off, I want to make one thing known: I am NOT emo, gothic, scene, punk, or anything else, despite any impressions that you might get from my appearance or homepage. I'm simply... me. I don't like to label myself. Just wanted to make sure everyone understands that. :P
Alright, now... My name is Emily, and I don't really care whether you call me Emily or Rose. I am obsessed with vampires. :3 I am a vampire on IMVU, even when I'm dressed as a furry or a demoness. Then I'm a vampiric furry or demoness. x] And I know, I'm not dark and scary. One doesn't have to be dark and scary to be a vampire, thank you very much. I deeply wish I was a vampire in real life. v-v Blood tastes so exquisite...
EMILY/ROSE...
...is weird.
...has many obsessions other than vampires. (Feel free to ask to hear about some. c:)
...loves music.
...always has to type with proper grammar and spelling.
...hates sluts and perverts.
...is terrible at making conversation.
...has major mood and energy-level swings.
...really likes Vitamin Water and Sparkling Fruits.
...doesn't usually fit in with everyone.
...is definitely not popular.
...likes that she's not popular.
...wishes she was a vampire.
...loves reading and writing.
...hates school so much that every time she goes there she has a mental episode.
...loves horses and horseback riding.
...would kill a mockingbird if it mocked her.
...has the same dreams repeatedly, such as one involving swimming in a lake filled with giant leaves and fish.
...often suffers from short-term (and sometimes long-term) memory loss.
...likes Barnes and Noble better than Borders.
...has very few friends.
...wants to go on a journey. (Don't ask. xD Well, actually, you can ask if you really want to know.)
...believes there is no such thing as a "normal" person.
...may also be known as "Madden" (which has nothing to do with the stupid football video game).
...is able to juggle various citrus fruits (not really).
...is very unsociable.
...has developed an obsession with point-and-click/room escape games.
...was very disappointed with the Twilight movie.
...is going to write more entries in this little list type thing as she thinks of them.
You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese, and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
You have a magic chest of hats. You can puke lava. You have a fear of wind. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have scaly skin. You can resist maple syrup. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can eat bricks. You can puke hot death.
MESSAGE ME! FOR GOODNESS' SAKES! MESSAGE ME! You know... It's rude to visit a page without messaging... No, no, I'd never do that... *Shifty eyes* Hehe... *Sneakily shuffles away*
welll i cant go to amsterdam because i wont have enough money to put a down payment on an apartment, its gonna be me and 3 friends because it was originally just kameron and i but wed need more income, and plus i know some people in canada so itll be alright
my only worry in life is keeping my sanity through highschool
after that im care free ^^
Ruh roh... Have I made you mad? O.O I promise this Christmas I'll get tons of IMVU credits and get on more and everything... And I'll let you slap me with balls, sure will. That'll be my punishment. But seriously, it's tough, life is... I'll try to make things better.
i honestly dont know
haha i think people might think that you shood have a plan when your already a junior in highschool
but it doesnt bother me
i already know im going to canada after high school
start new up there
^^
OH EM GEE! *GLOMPS YOU* HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII! I've betrayed you! I'm sorry! Been so long! I hope we can chat soon, buddy-of-mine-that-has-bec ome-VIP-during-the-time-I- was-gone!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hi, I am Eri the owner of Fun & Games +More, This is the first alert to all active members, don't forget to stop by and check out what is open. This month The following is now open :: TOP MODEL , Magazine JOB applications , Portrait 2010 , Fashion Contest , Model of the Month , Weekly Draw , Member of the Month , Design Contest , Invite Contest , #1 Raffle , and much much more here and coming please stop by participate and Have fun!
I'M BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAH!! IN THAT SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME THAT I WAS GONE YOU BECAME VIP?!?! JEALOUSY ARISING!!!!!!! :OOOOO Okay, I'm done screaming. :3 However, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for another tingly, amazing, awesomeness chat with me!! :O It must have driven you crazy! Wait... You're already crazy!! How crazy!!! WOOO! I feel amazing. And in a minute I'm gonna have a mood swing and I'll be yelling at you like it's your fault there are no clean pants in this house. But don't worry, I already yelled at my little brother for that. So yeah... I MUST chat with you soon, or you will experience true pain.... FOR ETERNITY!!! Well then, buh bye! *Skips off to Doucheland* :D
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**COOKIE**
You're welcome. :D And I'm sure everybody's lucky that there's one more person who types intelligently. :D And thank you! Heh, that's what I love about it.
Life is... good. I gotsa blackberry, so... yeah. And I'm using a giant mac computer... Or a big mac!!! xD Dang your on? D: I don't have IMVU downloaded so I can't talk to you. T_T Well... Saturday I'll be home, so see ya then.
I can't get on IMVU, but I can message you, because I'm at my aunts which is on the other side of VA. So... see ya soon. (Just message me when you can. xD)
Oh my gosh, I haven't been on in awhile so I didn't see your comment about the pokemon stuff...but that song that you qouted is...THE MOST AWESOME THEME SONG EVER! Holy snap I remember it when I was a kid.....But anyways to finally get back to you on that dire question- my favorite pokemon....well, I have always loved mew, but Charmander is another I love.....
CCHUR HOME!!!!! *Hugs you really really really REALLY tight and shoots self in the face* :DDDDD I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O HAPPY!!!!! If you don't chat soon, I'll shoot you in the face also. >:O So... hope we can see each other today. :3
Nonono It was just funny the way you said it... Idk I just found it funny. xD 0.0 Jeez.... I didn't know my having OCPD would be so interesting. xD Uhm.... Let's see... what OCPD things do I do... Hmm I put absolutely everything in alphabetical order, I categorize things in the fridge by colour, I make sure all the furniture and stuff in the house is perfectly straight... I like to dust things... Uhm and a bunch of other stuff. xD No, I didn't know what sloth was... But I s'pose I do now. I'm glad I'm not very... sloth-ish. xD
I'm gunna ignore the whole first part of that message. I have nothing to say about any of it. xD I didn't say that you ALWAYS lived in your head... Just you know.. occasionally. :OO Oh my goodness! You complimented me! Or.. my word rather... But still... WOW. You know I can still be 100% criminal despite my "smarticlness" right? Oh, and quit taking words from Alien Ant Farm! That's like..... plagiarism. :OO xD
Hey, Emily! Now I have something for youuu. :D It's not a code for anything, but a new name! Well, sorta. Since we are so close, I'd like to announce that you are now, officially, AMAZINGLY, a pimple! (Pimpin'-people) IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME! Teehee! See you later pimple!
You actually took a personality disorder test? Hahahah!! You're right I don't know what most of those things are.. but I'm also to lazy to look 'em up so I'm just going to trust you and say that they're bad. But! Good for you on the obsessive compulsive rating! I have that too... xD So... your deadliest sin is... Sloth? I'm not even going to pretend I know what that means (I'm guessing your not talking about the animal. xD).
-rolls eyes- gee thanks. And yes! It IS because of you. Every time I turn around (...hypothetically) you're talking about something else.. well, random. Oh! I thought of the reason why you think you haven't had people come to take you away yet! =DD It's because you live in your head, mhmm, so even if they have come to take you.. you wouldn't know! And it's because if that, that I get the suspicion that you don't really need help to get out of your head. You like it too much there. -sighs- I'm so 'smarticle' it's almost criminal.
I'll gladly chat with anyone who is nice, but be warned: I don't get along well with people who aren't at least somewhat weird (A.K.A. squares). Also be warned: I am a HORRIBLE conversationalist. o.O
My bestest IMVU friend. :3 She's so amazingly random and funny and weird, so we get along swimmingly. n-n So many fun times, and many more to come, I'm sure. Lylas, Kristen! (Wow, who says lylas anymore? xD Apparently I do.)
My other special someone is below. x]
Don't make him mad. o_o
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