Short section..

I'm Ceri, I'm 17, I'm taken, My hair is cooler than yours, I'm obsessive, I'm nasty, I'm bitchy, I'm nice, I'm friendly, I'm sarcastic & don't take being fucked around very lightly, so bring it.

I'm not here to impress anyone, so don't bother with any negative comments.

Usually, I'm a nice person, until you fuck me off.

Don't come on my page and insult me, it's my page & I'll do & look how I want, show some fucking respect.

I'm a girl for those who are naive enough to think I'm a guy.

My friends mean alot to me, online or real life, I don't care. Hurt them & I'll rip you to pieces.

MySpace? www.myspace.com/PlasticUndead

Bebo? Private, ite?

Vampirefreaks? www.vampirefreaks.com/CursedEyes

Msn? Yeah right. Wanit? Ask me, bitch.

I refuse to accept an add off someone if they have something self-labeling on there profile. Such as saying they are emo/goth/scene. It's retarded. Fuck off.

Long section..

Hi there, I guess this is the part where I tell you a REALLY LONG story about myself, so I will, maybe it'll help you get to know a bit about what I'm into, so I suggest you read it.

In short, I've been a complete cock lately... and ain't happy with it. So now it's 2008, things will be different. I'm happy with who I am for a change, I'm happy with the friends I have, but new ones are always welcome. I'm not cool... But I’m not dull, get to know me... Make your own mind up about me.

The formalities are simple... I don't lie on picture comments. I'd rather not comment than tell it straight and offend someone. Neither do I Photoshop my pictures. I may edit the contrast & such, but that’s to make them more visible.

Also, I am not "onfire", "!atthedisco", and I am definitely not "frommyspace", as I do have a real life. The Academy Is...not me. I am not anything in that format, simply because I have a life... I'm Ceri, end of.

I won't accept friend requests from private profiles unless I recognise you from your picture, message me first and stuff, it may raise your chances of me accepting a request later.

I choose who's in my top friends, not you. I have reasons for them all being there... Nag me and there's less chance of getting in there.

Want to know something about me that isn't in this section or on my profile somewhere? Ask, I'll try and answer for you.

Add me on MSN if you want to... Ask for my address & maybe I’ll give it to you but be normal and let me know who you are... Don't pretend you've known me forever unless you have. And also speak English please, as opposed to shortening every sentence into acronyms like wubu2 and stfu, otherwise it's goodbye to you. And one last thing on that note... IT IS NOT COMPULSARY TO TALK TO ME EVERY TIME I SIGN IN, especially if you're just going to tell me things that I quite frankly, couldn't give two shits about. I'm not unreasonable; I just don't like pointless conversations. Feel free to off-load problems on me, I'm a good listener, but not all the time.

It may sound cliché and stuff, but I am not like most people, I have my own views, not some socially desirable view on how things should be. I'm pro-diversity, I have respect for people who are confident enough to be themselves, and don't just decide to fit themselves into a stereotypical mold. I have a tendency to tell things as they are... When I am in that sort of mood, sometimes I prefer to just stay out of the way... I'm like that. I'm human, I make mistakes and have regrets, and some people don't seem to get that.

I like the memories I've had, and those I want to re-live. Words and photos wouldn't even describe why these types of things were so good, it was one of those things where you had to be there to understand.

I don't know what it is but I have a tendency to fuck things up, especially the things that are really good in my life. It's like an uncontrollable part of me that makes me somehow lose everything I love.

I used to think life was shit... I used to hate waking up in the morning...and I used to get frustrated about how my personality was a little bland. That was before I met some of the greatest people in the world who I like to call friends. Between them they have made me enjoy life, made me feel like a good person.

I'm actually quite a shy person, and it puts me at a major disadvantage, because I have all these things in my head that I want to tell people, but can't. I could be stood right there and go silent with the thought of saying it there... but no words will come out.

I am far from open about things, some things yeah, but even the simplest of things can sometimes be awkward for me to talk about to some people. I'm quiet, well mostly. It all depends who I'm around. I can be lazy, If I can't be arsed to do something, I won't do it. Simple really. I guess you could say I'm a bit stubborn too.

Wow I sound cool? No? Good. It's not about being cool on here it's about being ME! That's me, deal with it or don't bother. I hate those profiles that are full of nicey nicey and frankly untrue things... Those profiles usually, not always, belong to people who are quite the opposite... "Im a mosha...bt I h8 stereotypin". Get a life.

If you've managed to read this far, have a cookie, in fact have a whole box of cookies, and a medal... But to the point I was making, you should now have a good idea of what I'm all about, in a way it cuts out that whole "So tell me about yourself" part.

Things. My boyfriend. Hanging out with my friends. Being spontaneous. Trying new things. Shopping. Creating art. Eating. Getting the correct amount of sleep because I'm a zombie otherwise. Carnival rides. Radioactive and biohazard symbols. Self photography. Dorking out to teenybopper pop. When people give me compliments. Oldschool metal playgrounds. Japanese fashion. Parties. Concerts. Pretty days outside. Pale skin. Playing funny pranks on people. Big furry coats. Presents. Getting packages in the mail. People watching. Sketching and doodling. Playing dress up every day. Experimenting with make-up. Giant platform boots. Massages. Silly humor. Going to the movies. Full moons. Being wild and crazy and laughing for hours. Dreadfalls. Designing clothes. The internet. False eyelashes. Meeting new people. The mall. The beach at night. Spontaneous sex. Skulls. Being spooky. Daydreaming. Walking in the opposite direction along roads. Lie-ins. Lunchtime. Breaktimes. Other peoples food. Car exhaust fumes. Nail varnish remover. Scented marker pens. Music. Being drunk. Candles. Sunshine. Snow. Hugs. Cuddles. Sarcasm. Free shit. Mobile phone. CAKES. Being with all my gayfaces.

Shallow people. Rude people. Stupid people. Liars. Backstabbers. People who do nothing but complain. People who are two faced. Most people in general. The destructive and careless way that we have gone about living on this planet. Pro-lifers. Cigarette smoke. Extreme druggies. Drunk drivers. When people judge you solely based upon appearance. Talking on the phone. Snide, sarcastic remarks. People that assume things about me when they don't even know me. Animal abusers. Getting asked the same questions a million times. Body hair. Bad hygiene. Bhen people call me a "poser" because I bought something from Blue Banana. Bad spellers and people with terrible grammar. When people copy me. Be yourself, hoe! Nasty old men that stare at me. "Asl?" questions. Bible bitches and people who get all up in my face about religion. People who try to intentionally piss me off. Shittalkers. Homophobes. Closemindedness. Dumbasses. Bebo. MySpace. When my computer crashes. Talking to people. Being touched by anyone apart from Rich as he always has permission even if it wasn’t expected. People invading my personal space. Incorrect spelling, grammar, punctuation. Hypocrites. Dust. People who get offended easily. Being told what to do. Not knowing what to do. Fruit & most veg. All meat except chicken. Deadlines. When people break my stuff. Hoovers. Exams. Not having any initiative. Being lost. Spending money. Hunger. Thirst. Headaches. Food. Eating. Lack of music. My computer. When my internet dies. When I blow up my router.

30 Seconds To Mars, (+44), Aerosmith, AFI, Alien Ant Farm, All American Rejects, Aly & AJ, Amon Amarth, Antique Café, Arch Enemy, Arsis, As I Lay Dying, Ash, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, Betty Curse, Beyond The Flesh, Billy Talent, Black Label Society, The Blackout, The Bled, Bleeding Through, Bless The Fallen, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Bring Me The Horizon, Britney Spears, Bullet For My Valentine, Busted, Cannibal Corpse, Cascada, Chain Of Hate, The Chemical Brothers, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Christina Aguilera, The Clash, Cradle Of Filth, Cute Is What We Aim For, Damage Plan, Darkest Hour, Dashboard Confessional, A Day To Remember, Dead Kennedys, Deathstars, The Devil Wears Prada, Devil Driver, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dir En Grey, Disturbed, Divine Chaos, Don McLean, Down, Dream Theatre, Dresden Dolls, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Drowning Pool, Ektomorf, Eminem, Enslaved, Enter Shikari, Escape The Fate, Evanescence, Every Time I Die, Exodus, Fall Out Boy, Feeder, Fenix Tx, Fergie, Fightstar, Five, Flogging Molly, Fort Minor, Fountains Of Wayne, Franz Ferdinand, Fratellis, The Fray, The Freaks, From First To Last, Funeral For A Friend, Gallows, Gazette, Good Charlotte, Goodnight Nurse, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Hadouken!, Harry Cockburn, Harvey Danger, Hatebreed, Hawthorne Heights, Head Automatica, Heartcore DJ, Hellogoodbye, Helloween, The Hives, Hollywood Undead, The Hoosiers, The Horrors, Ida Corr, Idlewild, Iggy Pop, In Flames, InMe, Jeff Buckley, Jet, Joy Division, Kanye West, Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Killswitch Engage, Kings Of Leon, KoRn, Lady Sovereign, Lamb Of God, Lazlo Bane, Lil Chris, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Lustra, Machine Head, Madina Lake, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Mastodon, McFly, Medic Droid, metallica, Mika, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motionless In White, Misfits, Murderdolls, My Chemical Romance, Natalie Imbruglia, Natasha Bedingfield, A New Found Glory, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, NOFX, Norma Jean, The Offspring, OPM, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic! At The Disco, Pantera, Papa Roach, Patrick Wolf, Pendulum, Placebo, Plain White T’s, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Refused, REM, Rihanna, Rob Zombie, Saosin, Satyricon, Say Anything, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Sentenced, Serj Tankian, Sex Pistols, Sign, Silverstein, Simple Plan, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Sixpence None The Richer, Skillet, Skylit Drive, Slayer, Slick Shoes, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soilwork, Son Of Dork, Soulfly, Spice Girls, Spineshank, Still Remains, Stone Sour, Sublime, Sum 41, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Talking Heads, Tatu, Thrice, Thursday, Towers Of London, Trivium, Underoath, The Used, Vanessa Carlton, Wednesday 13, Wheatus, Wolfmother, X-Ecutioners, XTC, You Me At Six, Young Hollywood, Yourcodenameis:Milo.

Eurotrip, Austin Powers [All], Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Pirates Of The Caribbean [All], American Pie [All], Saw 1 & 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, Snakes On A Plane, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Johnny English, The Devil Wears Prada, Labyrinth, Shaun Of The Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Gremlins 1 & 2, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Miss Congeniality 1 & 2, White Chicks, A Painted House, The Good Girl, Man Of The House, Getting Even With Dad, My Girl, Richie Rich, Home Alone [1, 2, 3 & 4].