Name: Emily
Age: look up you ass
Enjoys: Friends, IMVU
Dislikes: People with annoying questions
Pets: Little kitty Charlie :]
Family on Imvu: Chaz/Shine (sister)
Fears: Fish, toes
Loves: Popcorn (salted ofc), Alex, Chaz

A Story by Emily
Once upon a time there was a dirty old man. He enjoyed many things from trainspotting to getting sexual kicks from dogs peeing. But one day his life was interrupted when a beautiful young woman moved in next door. She was gorgeous to the liver-spotted, crinkle-faced old pervert and he couldn't get enough of her long blonde hair and huge "AWOOGAHS". The next day as he looked down at his shrivelled up old willy in the bathtub he couldn't help but be depressed. "she could never fuck an old codger like me." and with that he got out and dried himself. He spent many days and nights after that with his binnoculars looking into her bedroom window as she dressed and undressed. One day while she was about to get into the bath she noticed the old man! Horrified she covered herself, got dressed and stormed across to his house in a mad frenzy. But then seeing that the old man lived alone she felt sorry for him and decided to make him a little less lonely. The old man was delighted, he hadn't had sex in quite a long time and even though he knew it was charity he didn't care!
The morale of this story is... If you want something, go looking for it, or in this case AT it.

FAQ

Q. OMG, I love your page, will you do mine?
A. As much as I love you... no ;]

Q. Buy me a qift?
A. AH HA HA! Omg you crack me up

Q. Can I have your MSN?
A. Only if we're friends hoe.

Q. Cyber with me!!!
A. Oh yeah, thats gonna happen! Maybe later we can watch pigs fly.

Q. Can I add you?
A. If I think you're nice yes, but leave me a message first or private chat me on my chatbox

Q. Will you go out with me?
A. YOU really think you're good enough? =3

Q. Can we chat?
A. Sure.

Q. Will you make me an avatar picture?
A.I don't like the pressure of making stuff for others D;