I'm moving to Florida with Jamie this weekend. Life's even better. Rawr!
I'm at IMVU for one reason only, and that is to dev.
I don't talk on the client. Don't ask.
I don't accept random buddy requests. If I don't know you or you haven't bothered to introduce yourself to me, I will decline your request to add me.
I rarely reply to messages, so if you leave me one and I don't get back to you, don't take offense. I'm not lying when I say that I'm anti.social.
However, if you have a concern, question, or problem with any of my products, I will address that as quickly as possible.
[1, 2, lick my boots]
I don't want to have a nice day, don't wish me one.
Don't touch me. That means random hugs from strangers. Folks who hug everyone disturb me. You need help.
If I fancy you, you can hug me if you want. Chances are, I'm going to be biting and hugging you, so you may as well deal with it and me with you.
I don't give a rat's ass about the drama in your life. I have enough of my own personal hell to deal with, so I'm not the shoulder to come crying on.
I'm an ass. I realize this and I don't intend on changing. I'm rude, blunt, and sarcastic. I speak my mind, my opinion and if you don't want either of those, then I suggest you move along.
I'm (also) quite capable of being the polite.boi, so as long as you don't piss me off, you'll meet me wearing the Mask of Congeniality.
If I flirt with you, don't take it to mean anything more than my being the perverted soul that I am.
So, yes, I have a dirty mouth, a dirty mind. It's best for me to say this: If you offend easily or if you don't own a sense of humor. . .if you're the next candidate for Most Prudish, I'd suggest that you go bother someone else.
No, I don't care if none of this applies to you and you're wasting your breath and time if you think that leaving me a message with your unwanted opinion of my lovely disposition will get a response or anything more than a press of delete from me.
And finally. . .
No, I am not taking requests, at the moment.
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