YES, I am FEMALE. This is not an invitation to cyber with me, but should you message me, don't freak out about seeing a male avatar.
Yes, I am a transvestite.
No, I am not a transgender. I was born female and I still am fully and completely female. There IS a difference.
Yes, I am a tomboy. I own one pair of heels, two pairs of steel-toed boots, and two pairs of sneakers. I do not wear dresses or skirts if it can be avoided, however I DO wear makeup.
Yes, I am a feminist.
I'm opinionated and tactless, and a bit of a wild card. I'm friendly and polite, provided you return the courtesy.
My sexual orientation is none of your business. I'm taken, that's all you need to know.
RULES FOR TALKING TO ME:
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances EVER use chat or leetspeak with me. It is gibberish garbage and makes you look like a complete and utter fool. You are to use proper grammar and sentence structure or you can dance your happy little ass right on out.
Do not beg. Period. I don't care how many goddamn "please"s you add, or how nicely you ask, begging is fucking begging. Do. Not. Beg. I am a developer, not a charity. I do take requests, so if you want something, you can ask me if I'll take your commission. See below for details.
Whining is not tolerated.
Neither is cybering.
Don't be rude. Rudeness earns you the nasty side of my personality, which may include insults and ego-smashing.
I'm actually pretty friendly, so don't be afraid to randomly message me. Unless you're begging. If you are, then piss off you little ass-kissing moocher.
Thanks for stopping by, and Blessed Be.
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First, be aware that I have a full time job as well as a house, dog, relationship, friends, and roommate that take up most of my time. Generally speaking, if I'm accepting a request, then I'm going to start working on it right away, however, things come up and I might have to stop working on it for a few hours or even a few days, until my next day off. If you have a deadline for your requested item, please let me know in your request. I'm sure you want to know if you'll have your item in time BEFORE you've paid me. Also, REMEMBER! Once your item is submitted to the catalog, it still has to complete Peer Review. This can take several days, so take this into account when making a request.
When requesting me, USE PROPER ENGLISH! If you aren't a very good speller, or if English is not your first language, I'll forgive you. But if you're coming to me using chatspeak or leet, then I will either bitch at you and then block you, or I will simply ignore you.
Do not demand anything. If you have a request, remember that PLEASE is the magic word and ask me nicely. (However, don't assume this means you can get something for free) So long as you are polite to me, I will be polite to you.
If you feel the need to haggle, I will gladly raise my prices so I can give you a discount. Other than that, my prices are NOT NEGOTIABLE!
I also reserve the right to turn down any request if you are being unreasonable, rude, demanding, whiny, immature, or just a general pain in the ass. Also, if you don't like the final price I'm offering you, see below.
I charge a minimum base price of 1000c before I begin work on any item, to cover the original submission and derivation costs.If the submission cost is higher, however, then I will charge you the difference. THIS MUST BE PAID UP FRONT! This way, if you decide later that you won't pay my final price, this means (aside from you being a total cunt) at least I didn't take a loss, and I can still edit the product to something I can sell. So no, you will not still be able to purchase your custom item from my catalog. I will edit the item entirely.
Once the item is completed, I will submit it to that catalog as a hidden item, and invite you to a chat to show you. If you are not satisfied, I will make any necessary changes, and show you again. When you are happy with the end result, we will discuss a fair price, based on the time and effort involved in making the item, and overall satisfaction. Please don't expect custom skins or clothing for anything less than 4000 credits. I work very hard on my products and those are some of the most time-consuming things to make. Generally you're looking at as much as 6-7000 credits, but never more than 8000. For most accessories you'll be looking at around 2000 credits.
If you are ordering matching sets of items, then I do offer a 10% discount, on the final total, plus an additional 5% for every item over 3, but only up to 30%. (7 items). This discount only applies to items in a MATCHING set. So if you would like a themed outfit, with top, bottom, shoes and accessories, this would be the route for you. I do NOT do Outfit Contest themes, because I CANNOT do such a set in a single day. It would take me as much as two to three weeks to complete, and by then, the contest you're ordering for would be over and done with.
If you would like a recolor of an existing item in my catalog, the base price (1000c) still applies, and then I will charge an additional 2000c after the item has been submitted and shown to you.
(Total price: 3000c)
In regards to hair styles: If you would like a different hairstyle in one of the colors already existing in my catalog, the base price of 1000c still applies, plus an additional 500c. This entire total must be paid up front, since your hairstyle will go immediately into Peer Review
(Total Price: 1500c)
Any other custom hair costs 3500c. If you are purchasing more than one piece in that same color, then the discounted price is 2500c PER ITEM. This price includes the submission fees.
If you want a female version of male accessories in my catalog, the cost is 1600c, flat rate. This is entire fee must be paid up front, because this is another one that will be immediately submitted to the catalog.
Generally speaking, I don't do Private or Semi-Private (exclusive and limited respectively) items. If you want name jewelry, I can do that, but you can expect to pay 5000c per item for exclusive items, and 3500c for a limited item. Exlusives will not be visible in my catalog, and Limited items will be sold for 10,000c. No discounts on these types of items.
Due to the fact that I've now realized Developing is a second income for myself, I've had to raise my prices a bit. Those of you that have already placed orders with me, don't worry, this doesn't apply to you.
The people here are either very important to me, or talk to me regularly. If you don't drop a line once in a while, and don't fit into the "important people to Wolfie" category, then you will be discarded like bad meat. I'm not a status symbol.
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Well hello there! M'name's Edward (though you probally don't care too much) and I just want to drop by and leave you a random comment for you! Oh, and feel free to respond back.
hello ..
i stumbled across your catalog today ..
i was very impressed .. i love your products your a fantastic developer.
i wanted to come by and check out your hp. i'm so glad i did. It made me smile and some times giggle out loud.
i took your banner and will display it proudly on my hp.
P.S. wish you had more girl things :)
Thank you. You are very kind. Feel free to visit all the id's and see if anything triggers your beautiful imagination as far as the style and colors for the collars. All I can tell you is that she likes diamonds and white gold. Both collars are for the same person but please make them unique. We play in different id's and there is actually a third one I would need. The names are "SweetestMaster" and "SweetestAddictions&q uot;. So it would be three collars all together. Thank you so much.
Yay ! Thank you so much ! Oh i wished to ask you what are the triggers of ur heart guns i found only one but noticed the original guns have more. Please let me know. Thanks again ! ^^
I kind of stumbled across your products on the catalog, and well, I'm very impressed :] I haven't seen items with such originality and detail in a long time; Just wanted to peek and leave a comment. Keep up the good work!
-Nelly
Ty to you for realizing such an amazing bundle*_*there are a lot good bundles around,but it's really hard to find something both accurately made and original, and for male avatars is even harder!
But you made it and i'm really a proud owner of your Ace^_^Kisses and regards-Hellin
hello! i hope you'll forgive me for asking (somewhat beggingly) for your badge if you have one. i'm looking for badges from my favorite creators, and i'd really like to have your's. and yeah, that's my sales-pitch. otherwise, thanks for all your hard work!
Good day to you, impressive blog. I have come to see if you can turn your male [Ko]EyshynPendantPeacock as it sits too low when my female avi tries it on, as you can see from my avi pic, I currently wear an orange pendant by another dev'er, but would like one to match my slave's collar. I already own your [Ko] Collar - Peacock the brilliance of the gem makes it stand out from all the other collars I trawled through before I reached yours. I am a Gorean RP'er, currently Mistress to one male slave (as you can see from me avi), but I will pay for the [Ko] Collar - Peacock to be converted to female as, when I tried that on, it is a bit gappy round the neck and I expect I will gain a female in due corse. I hope we can do business when you have the time to spend on my request. I look forward to hearing from you and hope you are able to help. Yours sincerely, Cyan - placing the moonlit rose by the note for no reason other than I like it-
Oh that would be great :D Then i thought to give the product sponsoring to the honorable mentions. They'll have a really nice gift :D Which products would you like to showcase?
Well, things should start next week, :) did you want to sponsor and/or judge or just participate? rules is; entries must be GA and sporting either shorts or beachwear for males, and swimwear or sleep wear for females :)
Just passing through from your catalog, which I must say, I was very impressed with. Keep up the awesome work, and hope you're having a great week -LxR
*bows* Greetings and a pleasure, Okami... I wished to say how extremely pleased I am with your products! I bought nearly the whole Jack Frost set today, I love it! You have such a wonderful unique style... I will be browsing your catalog quite heavily in the future! Take care, be well! ~H. Kristopher
Thanks for the explaination, lols. You must get that question more often? Oh well, I might put something up on the forum about it, if it hasnt already been forwarded to the IMVU staff. Thanks again. Greetings, Elroy ^^
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