"Geniuses has its limits, but Stupidly know no bounds," Albert Einstein.

"I haven't failed, i just found 3000 ways that don't work," Thomas Edison

"One time at band camp...," American Pie.

"IM AM NOT A MAMA'S BOY," "YES U R," "yes mama," Farly Odd Parents.

"I called ur boy friend gay and he hit me w/ his purse," ?(Not sure)?

"U have 2 kiss many ugly frogs, 2 find the beautiful prince," My Mom, "Tell that 1 2 the girls."

"So, have u ever had sex w/ a black man?" "Just pay attention to ur work" *Ill take that as a yes, wait for it...wait for it...* *She looks up and to the right w/ eyes* *There it is* Scrubs

"Im humble, Humble to me is: 10 fold which is 'do something good or bad and ull get 10 times back' But i will insure At least 5!!!," Me.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but mess w/ my friends and face my Wrath!!!," Me.

There once was a man who wanted to prove any one can be a god...so he practiced and practiced and finally he gained 'GodlyGod, and God accepted..."To build a Man" God said "Using ur 'Godly' skills"...so the man agreed to the terms. So God said "Ill start" he reaches down and grabs some sand and shapes it into a man, then adds some water, makes a fist and blows threw it, suddenly it (Now he) jumps to life....then the man says "Oh thats easy" and reaches down, grabs some sand and God says "No, no, no, thats my sand, go get your own"

God has a great sense of humor. :D "just go into Walmart and look at ppl." Carlos Mencia

"Sorry, i had a brown snake playing peek-a-boo w/ my butt hole, so i took the Browns 2 the Super bowl," Larry "the Cable Guy", "Get-R-Done!!!"

"I felt Guilty once, but she woke up halfway threw." Family Guy

"Doors will open up 2 u, if u use ur charm and patients." Fortune cookie

"Fatherhood is next to Godhood, so there for it takes a life time 2 become a good father" ?(Not sure)?

"Hey sarge, slap into a Slim_Jim" Delta Farce

"Shoot for nothing, and u'll always hit it" Me

"the greatest joy in life is doing what ppl say u cannot do." Fortune cookie

"Y do they call it Grand Slam Burger? B kuz when u eat it 1ce u poop 4 times" Larry "the Cable Guy"

"I may be a retard, but at least im not a DEE DEE DEE" the retard on Mind Of Mencia

Math Black Hole!!!

3 guys go and rent a room 4 the night and the casher says oh its $30 4 the room...so each guy pulls out a $10 and take the key and head 2 the room...then the casher realizes its a mistake and its only $25 4 a room and takes 5 $1s up to the men.

When he get there realizes that he can't give 5 dollers 2 3 guys, so he takes 2 and putts it in he wallet and give each man 1 doller...

so...

total $30, $10 each the casher gives the guys back $1 each and keeps $2 4 him self ok?

So they have 9 that they paid in total ok? ($9 paid each)

so there are 3 guys. (9 X 3 =27)

so add 2 dollers that casher took 3 him self. (27 + 2 = 29)

ok so wheres the missing $? :D (Rember 30 dollers were playing w/)

And thats the black hole. :D

if u take $30 and subtract $5 u see every where the money went...but if u take $9 and times 3...there is a black hole...i know i didn't believe it eather :D