When I was really little my favourite animal was a zebra and I thought that when I turned ten I would become a zebra. When it was my tenth birthday I was genuinely disappointed I was still human so I cried. When I was six the fire truck got called to my house because I got my head stuck through a wall. In grade five I wanted to know what soap tasted like so I put a whole brick of it in my mouth and it got stuck. In grade six I would let my dog into the backyard to chase our two rabbits because the rabbits would have heart attacks and make funny noises. They're dead now. In grade seven for a whole week I ate cooking butter thinking my mother had substituted it over the normal butter, only to realize after a week when my mother asked where it all went. In grade eight I was making a cake and instead of flour I just used more sugar because I thought because they were both white substances it would work. In grade nine I accidentally froze my two fish to death. In grade ten I tried getting through my air vent only to realize it wasn't big enough and I got stuck. In grade eleven I dropped my phone off my roof and as a result I fell after it. ? NEXT YEAR: I plan on breeding a kangaroo and a man so I can call him: kanga-man.
Most say I'm the randomest/weirdest person ever, the delusional weird one that tries to make people laugh and jump about. I will never change for anybody, I can rock it any way I choose. I may not be everything I wish I could be, but I'm everything I need to be. You can't claim to know me based on a IMVU account. You have to actually know me in real life to understand who I am. There is no label for me except one...
