FawkBuddeh has joined the chat
FawkBuddeh: u awnsered o_O
FawkBuddeh: lmao
Lmfwao: Mhm.
FawkBuddeh: i thought i was not worthy :P
Lmfwao: Oh man. I'm so bored. xD
Lmfwao: I need a hobby.
Z0MBl3Z: Lol.
Z0MBl3Z: I'll be your hobby;]
Z0MBl3Z: You can polish me all the time xD
Lmfwao: LOL. obby. ;D
Lmfwao: Lmfao.
Lmfwao: I'm saving that. xD
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Lmfwao: That ho signed off on me.
Guest_DirtyE: who wouldn't?
Guest_DirtyE: i meaen you're kinda a bitch
Lmfwao: LOL. ikr
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FL00RGASM: Dude fucking 30 minutes
FL00RGASM: For 1 text
FL00RGASM: Bunch of Jews!
FL00RGASM: >:o
FL00RGASM: They sent me no warning..like "You will be fucking ripped off for this text message"
FL00RGASM: o.e
Lmfwao: No.
Lmfwao: Those are straight up nigger jews.
Lmfwao: And LOL.
FL00RGASM: LOL, Nigger jews
Lmfwao: ikr. Nigger jews. Like. Killing to birds with one racist stone
Lmfwao: *two
Lmfwao: I copywrited that.
Lmfwao: Righ thur.
Lmfwao: Nigger jew: killing two birds with one racist stone.
FL00RGASM: lolol
FL00RGASM: XDDD
Lmfwao: Is that not epic.
Lmfwao: It just came to me. I was like. <3 and such.
FL00RGASM: Fuck. If you made Asian jewish nigger
FL00RGASM: We gonna need some boulders
Lmfwao: LOL
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iSexyAmber has joined the chat
iSexyAmber: Haiii :33
Lmfwao: Hello.
iSexyAmber: Wats Up?
Lmfwao: Not much, you?
iSexyAmber: Nuffin much hehe, and do u like hard rock?
Lmfwao: Yup.
iSexyAmber: Me too
iSexyAmber: wanna hear some?
Lmfwao: Nah.
iSexyAmber: are u sure
iSexyAmber: its like the best
iSexyAmber: wanna b sisterz?
Lmfwao: Nah, I'm listening to rap right now.
Lmfwao: And I believe we need to come out of the same mother's vag to be sisters.
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XxFloorGasmxX: I got a FINE job ;D This summer.
XxFloorGasmxX: Nah, not really.
H41L: What is it?
XxFloorGasmxX: D; Fixing cars. With my uncle
XxFloorGasmxX: That's like the messiest job ever and my uncle smells
H41L: Mmmmm, Grease And Men.......mmmm. I mean Oh Congrats:D
H41L: loll.
XxFloorGasmxX: XxFloorGasmxX: I sense a new porn scene
XxFloorGasmxX: Des walks in
Lmfwao: LOL.
Lmfwao: OHBBY.
XxFloorGasmxX: "Hey mister, Something wrong with my tail pipe?"
XxFloorGasmxX: "No, but there's something wrong with mine baby"
XxFloorGasmxX: ;D
XxFloorGasmxX: -des moans-
Lmfwao: LOL.
H41L: LMAO!
Spunky19: Rofl
Lmfwao: OMG.
XxFloorGasmxX: BLOWJOB TIME :D
H41L: OMG SAVE THAt.
Lmfwao: DON'T MAKE ME GET THE INHALER.
Lmfwao: ROFL.
XxFloorGasmxX: I'm always being saved :3
H41L: lollll<3
H41L: I just laughed so hard.
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H41L: Desi Dicklicker, KrissyKunt, Everlasting Evan, And Rockhard Ray J.
Unchangeble: wtf are u guys doing ?
H41L: ^ one hell of a team.
Lmfwao: DES I LOVE YOU.
XxFloorGasmxX: DX fuck my life
Unchangeble: can i be in it ?
Guest_DirtyE: no
H41L: no.
Lmfwao: NO.
Lmfwao: LOL 3/4 no's.
XxFloorGasmxX: NO we don't need another pussy
XxFloorGasmxX: LOL.
Lmfwao: Voted out boyy.
XxFloorGasmxX: *4/4
Lmfwao: LOL 4 NO'S AND AN INSULT.
H41L: LOL.
H41L: God I love this shit.
ohello.
The name’s Kris.
Remember it, you’ll be screaming bloody murder later.
Well constructed, thought-over bull shit deserves a high five. If only it wasn’t bull shit.
If you’ve got a full back tattoo, it qualifies you as hxc.
No, lip piercings don’t fucking hurt.
I really don’t give a fuck what your mother’s cat’s name is. The world will not end in 2012.
If I’m wrong, shun me as you’re dying, that’ll make things better.
Stfu, kthx, & gtfo are some of the best chat speak creations ever.
ohaidere is equally awesome.
I disappoint standards.
I ruin people's expectations.
Deal with it.
I’m so fucking hardcore.
Desi dicklicker. Des is just awesome. I love this girl. She is one of my best friends ever. She’s been there through the times I never show to anyone, but her. No matter how shitty I am, she’s always there. Whether she’s giving me the slap in the face or the hug that I need, she’s there and she always will be. She has problems that I do my best to help her with, but I don’t always do it right. I’m glad she stays around. Des is the perfect definition of a best friend.
Brandii. Oh this girl. I was the only one who ever spelled her name right. LOL. But Brandii is awesome. We have amazing sexual banters together in which we are random things and people getting freaky with each other. It’s pretty epic. Brandii is just gorgeous and oh lord. Stop calling her fake, she has like eighty million signs on her page. I’ll always look out for ya, girlfran and I know you will for me. Thanks for putting up with me. ;D
Thea. Amagad. Thea is gorgeous. She’s so awesome. We have vampire lesbian sex non-stop. It’s pretty epically hot. She makes me laugh all the time and we have some pretty epic conversations. I envy her for being her own person with her own style and her great jokes, but there’s no need to envy when I can have vampire sex. ;D
Geoff. Lmfao. We have some good times. I will polish you all night, thank you. We have this awesome love for zombies, which is, dare I say, awesome. He always brings out the loud, obnoxious, funny side of me, which is ace. He’s also british and marrieddating Thea. He needs to pull his head out of his arse and realize he’sanawesomedudeandthatsheisn’tcheatingonhim.
Kthx. >> but yeah, he’s pretty awesome, despite his low self-esteem. I enjoy calling him mate. Lmfao.
Maria. Lolmaria. We talk through messaging and forget what we say half the time, yet somehow still manage to have awesomely awkward conversations. You’re pretty cool and have very sexy cam scenes. ;D -coughwedidn’tdoanything
getyourmindoutofthegutterfuckcough- Lmao. Your name is Mexican, but you are not. Which is awesome. That’s like Gary Coleman and Chuck Norris’s toilet paper.
