The name’s Oli, Charlie, Carl, Cake, and Kris.
Remember it, you’ll be screaming bloody murder later.
Well constructed, thought-over bull shit deserves a high five.
If only it wasn’t bull shit.
If you’ve got a full back tattoo, it qualifies you as hxc.
No, lip piercings don’t fucking hurt.
I really don’t give a fuck what your mother’s cat’s name is.
The world will not end in 2012.
If I’m wrong, shun me as you’re dying, that’ll make things better.
Stfu, kthx, & gtfo are some of the best chat speak creations ever.
ohaidere is equally awesome.
I ruin people's expectations.
Deal with it.
I’m so fucking hardcore.
THIS IS FOUR.
Love isn't real.
I feel bad after I insult someone,
but is passes,
don't worry.
Desi dicklicker. Des is just awesome. I love this girl. She is one of my best friends ever. She’s been there through the times I never show to anyone, but her. No matter how shitty I am, she’s always there. Whether she’s giving me the slap in the face or the hug that I need, she’s there and she always will be. She has problems that I do my best to help her with, but I don’t always do it right. I’m glad she stays around. Des is the perfect definition of a best friend.
Brandii. Oh this girl. I was the only one who ever spelled her name right. LOL. But Brandii is awesome. We have amazing sexual banters together in which we are random things and people getting freaky with each other. It’s pretty epic. Brandii is just gorgeous and oh lord. Stop calling her fake, she has like eighty million signs on her page. I’ll always look out for ya, girlfran and I know you will for me. Thanks for putting up with me. ;D
Thea. Amagad. Thea is gorgeous. She’s so awesome. We have vampire lesbian sex non-stop. It’s pretty epically hot. She makes me laugh all the time and we have some pretty epic conversations. I envy her for being her own person with her own style and her great jokes, but there’s no need to envy when I can have vampire sex. ;D
Geoff. Lmfao. We have some good times. I will polish you all night, thank you. We have this awesome love for zombies, which is, dare I say, awesome. He always brings out the loud, obnoxious, funny side of me, which is ace. He’s also british and marrieddating Thea. He needs to pull his head out of his arse and realize he’sanawesomedudeandthatsheisn’tcheatingon
him.
Kthx. >> but yeah, he’s pretty awesome, despite his low self-esteem. I enjoy calling him mate. Lmfao.
Maria. Lolmaria. We talk through messaging and forget what we say half the time, yet somehow still manage to have awesomely awkward conversations. You’re pretty cool and have very sexy cam scenes. ;D -coughwedidn’tdoanything
getyourmindoutofthegutterfuckcough- Lmao. Your name is Mexican, but you are not. Which is awesome. That’s like Gary Coleman and Chuck Norris’s toilet paper.
