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Guest_jaylenanorexia
Avatar since: 06/11/08

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Age: 21
United States
Last log on: 09/07/08

"For this to be, we have to go a thousand ocean wide."
I pierce people. If you in the proximity of the 706, or Phenix City, I'll do you for only $15 bucks. I don't do tounges, sorry. So that means septums, lips, monroes, eyebrows, bellybuttons, tonguewebs, ears, fingerwebs, wrists, and nose. I use a clean steralized needle and clamp everytime. I'll unwrap them in front of you. Ask for my number or screenname if you're interested.

My name's Kathi, call me Jaylen. I'm not actually 21. I just graduated from highschool, you do the math. If you intend to talk to me, be prepared for a vivid adventure. I have slight ocd; I bite my nails and can't swim. I'm clumsy and forgetful. Give me a small chance to show that I'm not an inconsiderate bitch. Let me help you realize that I'm just a regular teenager who wears her jeans too low and has her hopes too high. I curse like a sailor and am more sexual than a teenage boy. I have uncontrollable laughter and a too-big heart. I can't change you, but I'm sure I could open your mind to more than a few things. Talk to me, I could be your potential best friend.

BOYS:Most of you are asshole, most of you use girls. Most of you should have your dicks chopped off and shoved in your ass; that's just me, though. I'm sick of the bullshit lies and the words that never meant anything. If your only intentions are getting me in bed, fuck you. If you actually want a friendship, thank you. Right now, all I need is someone who can have my back. Someone who won't lie to me. If that's you, great. If not, go bark up someone else's tree.
GIRLS:Give me 5 minutes with you and you'd be hanging from the ceiling, skinned, with 40 broken bones. I have about 3 good girl friends, and unless you can promise me you won't screw me over, lie to me, steal my boy, or talk shit about me, I want nothing to do with you. I've had too many 'friends' play me that I've finally realized not to trust any of you. If I talk to you on myspace or online, that doesn't mean we're best friends. You're just as bad as guys. You're all whores. You make me ashamed to have a vagina. Cunts.

Caleb is my baby, and he doesn't like the sun. I can never explain to anyone why I love him. It might be the way he whines and cuddles when I'm too far, or the way he argues over who's going to buy who coffee. Or how we crush each other in a tangle of arms, legs, and ribcages in bed like it would be impossible to seperate us. I love how his hair swooshes over to the side and falls back into place when I mess it up. I love how he sings highpitched when we're in the car. I love how it takes us an hour to say 'bye'. We're not like your average teenage couple. I'm my happiest when I'm with him, seriously. He makes me laugh with everything he does. I can't even look at the weasel without getting butterflies. We take forever long naps together, and he doesn't wake up until I do. I love waking up to his beautiful blue eyes. We always 'headbutt kiss' and almost knock each other out, hah. I can completely be myself around him and not worry about how weird I'm being. Oh, and I do a really good job when I dye his hair. Haha. He's everything I've ever wanted and he is, without a doubt, better than every scumbag guy out there. Seriously girls, I will scream, yell, rip your hair out, give you three broken ribs, and tear you from limb to limb if you touch him. Ka-piesh? I love you baby, with all my heart.
February 2, 2006.
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"I can't help that I'm so good looking, bitch. I'll drop you like you like the f-bomb."
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I'd you're going to check out my page, leave a damn message.
Let's dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony.
Everything is going wrong, but we're so happy.
Let's ask for Joy Division and raise our glass to the ceiling,
Because this could all go wrong but we're so happy.
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07/24/08 Cam002

OMG I just saw your avi picture & I felt someone had to tell you Jaylen!!! You forget your PANTS!! Lolz Still haven't bumped heads xD tc x

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07/23/08 Guest_DITCFaris

Yes, yes you can. Sounds kinky ;] Haha, well babe; I'm going to take a shower so I can frolick in my boxers after. "Hey! If I fucked you in the car in a dark alleyway where no one could see anything, would you send me nudes the next day?" Hahahahah! I love you, Jaylen!

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07/23/08 Guest_DITCFaris

You of all people should know my type, haha; tall, thin, asian, funny, sarcastic, perverted, kind-hearted, tough. Sounds familiar, innit? She had all of those, but she wasn't asian. A bit depressing, really. And my ears are at 1 1/3 right now. I'm working on getting it to two!

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07/23/08 Guest_DITCFaris

It was pretty good, though I get the feeling she didn't really like me. That's alright though, she wasn't my type. :)

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07/23/08 Guest_DITCFaris

Oh, haha. My bad, guh. :) sklaglhskag I was going through my camera, and I found the fucking funniest pictures ever. Remember that one night we went out and bought loads upon loads of sharpies and drew french mustaches on each other? 'ASK ME HOW IT FEELS TO KISS A GIRL WITH A MUSTACHE!' Hahaha!

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07/23/08 Guest_DITCFaris

STOP IGNORING ME! You're ignoring myspace messages, texts, emails, IMs, and phone calls. Shit, Jay. I even called Caleb asking for you, and you know what's fucking weird for me. You're not fucking mad about what I said this morning, are you?

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07/23/08 Guest_AsHlEyAtTaCk33

haha yeahh veryy nice. heyy jaylen :) im ashleyy

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07/23/08 GrayCupcake

Hi, was looking through random pages and came across yours. Really nice page and avatar :]

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07/23/08 Guest_DITCFaris

My head hursts.

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07/22/08 Guest_DITCFaris

I'm not dead, but you're right: dying from choking would be pretty badass. Haha, and let me just say this night was fucking amazing ;]

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07/22/08 Guest_AsHlEyAtTaCk33

imma leave a damnhappyy message. :DDDD niiiice music :) good choices cheers mdears ashleyy :)

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07/22/08 Guest_DITCFaris

You're my whole world, the love of my life :P

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07/22/08 Guest_DITCFaris

Nice! LOL, way better than my car...as we both know XD I miss you too...You definately owe me kisses and a hug when I see you! I love you, and get ready for work, miss. Have a fantastic day. I love you :)

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07/22/08 Guest_DITCFaris

HAHAHAHAHAH, JAYLEN I LOVE YOU! Call me later when you get the chance. And aren't you suppose to be at work? o.O

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07/21/08 Guest_DITCFaris

SUCK IT, HOE ;]

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07/21/08 Guest_DITCFaris

I came to the realization while I was at work, that I would rather die than to not have you in my life at all. And, I'm about to call. So, answer it cupcake :D

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07/19/08 Guest_DITCFaris

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I love you, more than anything in the world.

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07/17/08 Guest_JulianaWaters

Im leaving a damn message! :PP ello love...Im Juliana.

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

No! You know it's not, I don't know why you would ask that. It's fucking hard; I can't have the girl that I want and had because she has a boyfriend. I think I'm entitled to charm some girls if I'm single. Shit, Jaylen. I haven't had this freedom in three years because Kayly. I know you're looking out for my best interest, and I love you. Let me have a little fun, yeah? I love having girls fall for me :]

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

Ahahaha. It's hilarious how I can make girls like me so quickly. It's a skill acquired over the past couple years. :]

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

Natalie, Cathreine or however you spell it, Jessica, Sarah, and Bekah..And okay :]

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

You're right. Haha, you could tap this sexy ass if you wanted, lmao. But, we can't. Bekah's a dumbcunt and if she's telling everyone I banged her, she's pathetic. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love her. She's a fantastic friend. She knew that whatever happened wasn't serious and that there would be no feelings, no strings attached, whatever. I kissed several girls, and Nick and John lmao, while I was there, and none of them blew it out of proportion. I did go furthest with her, but it was far from actually banging her. Before you accuse me of being a whore again, I DID NOT ask for it. She offered and whatnot. And, eh. Thank you for the tiger? :]

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

Oh, wow. Jaybaby, are you; dare I say this; JEALOUS? And if you're thinking I banged Rebekah, I didn't. I told you I'm not like that anymore. But, I'll leave it up to your imagination what we DID do, though, heh. I can't answer my phone because it's dead, stupid.

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

The stewardess is hitting on me :] I left my green and yellow bandana in Rebekah's bedroom, by the way. Get it back, please :D

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07/16/08 Guest_DITCFaris

I miss you already. I'm lonely and have no one to snore with and have shaving cream fights with. Come to Ewell as soon as you get vacation time? :]

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07/15/08 Guest_DITCFaris

I have a better idea. How about the two of you come down here and straighten my hair for me to make up for making me angry? I'm in the lobby by the TV.

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07/15/08 Guest_DITCFaris

I love you too, seriously. I have to go back up to the room anyway. You two have my flatiron. And to be frank, I don't trust you two along with a flatiron in a hotel.

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07/15/08 Guest_DITCFaris

yU R em0... Haha! WE'RE SO EMO, JAY! OMGOMGOMG. XD Ahh...those kids make my day. Tell them to go die in a fire.

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06/18/08 Guest_jaylenanorexia

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