Oh man…what can I say about this nigga. Well she did this hp for me. Because she adores me obviously. Theres so much to say about Mal….I love her unconditionally. As gay as that sounds. But she’s the smoke to my high. Were the perfect two. C; (She loves that song). Shes been there for me through thick and thin, even when I’m being a little stubborn bitch to her. c; Ohmygod, and she’s hilarious as fuck. I laugh all night long with her. So, if you haven’t had a chance to talk to her, you haven’t lived yet….so go talk to her ! Anyways, if you don’t know Mallory. These are the words that pop into my head when I think about her…corny as hell, stupid, lame, loving, romantic, amazing, sexy ass chic, horny little bastard, etc. So ya she’s pretty cool. ;D Uhm, I can tell her pretty much anything, but shes one of those people that will tell you straight up. Another words, she doesn’t bullshit anyone. Shes one of the most honest people I know. So Mal, I would just like to say thank you for everything you’ve done for me, you’re a real true friend, and a sweetheart. And I’d do anything for you. (Except make a facebook) ;). I love you so much foo’. ♥
Ps: She liek catz.
Mallory's Questions. Natallie's Answers.
1) Mal: Do you have an anus? Nat: No man. Thats gross.
2) Mal: Why am I your bestfriend on imvu? ;) Nat: Because everyone else sucks.
3) Mal: Favorite sex position? Nat: Oh fuck. This is hard..uhm, I'd have to go with....cowgirl.
4) Mal: First thoughts waking up? Nat: Why's my boner so big ?
5) Mal: Your weakness? Nat: Oh man, chocolate covered almonds.
6) Mal: Turn ons? Nat: Big dicks.
7) Mal: Turn offs? Nat: Small dicks, premature ejaculators....you know, that sorta thing.
8) Mal: If you could change one thing about yourself, What would it be? Nat: My big ass teeth.
9) Mal: Which one of your friends act like you the most? Nat: My friend Sarah.
10) Mal: I wish..? Nat: I could shake my ass like those talented niggas.
11) Mal: Mooned someone? >_>" Nat: NO. I'm like a nun ! Why would you even ask me that !?
12) Mal: Been beaten up? Nat: Hell naw. The fucks wrong with you.
13) Mal: Shoflifted? If yes, what'chu steal nigguah? Nat: LOL. I stole a ring once ._. I feel really bad about it though.
14) Mal: Wanna go to college? Nat: University* c; Yes.
15) Mal: Pepsi or Coke? [Ultimate question] Nat: Pepsi bro.
16) Mal: Would you rather be blind or deaf? Nat: Blind. I need music. D:
17) Mal: Loose an arm or leg? Nat: You know I need my damn legs for sex, so obviously an arm.
18) Mal: In a boy; Best hair colour? Nat: Dark brown.
19) Mal: Worst thing in a boy? Nat: When they don't know how to kiss properly.
20) Mal: Best clothing style? Nat: Gangster. Mmm, like when their pants are around their ankles, sexy for sure.
21) Mal: Are you ready fo' this to be over? [I am] & It is ovaaa' ;) Nat: God yes, I was ready 20 questions ago.
This is my spot, Nigga.
So, Natallie thinks this spot is about her "Facts", which it isn't. It's gonna be my own spot, which I shall write about. Oh & If you haven't caught on yet, It's Mallory also known as Pneumatiphobia. [Add me, and we can do sex]. Welp, I just waited too say, I will deffinetly be corny no doubt about it. So. Just keep reading, or hit the "x" at the top right. Natallie, Is probably the most legit Canadian - Black person. Not too mention, She digg's niggas. Like, Real talk niggas. Not them bitch ass niggas that cry and ain't got no cash. She wants a top notch nigga. So, If you're him, Please add her. ... [And me]. I usually meet the guys she wants to.. y'know, Fuck. I can admit, I can be quite "Intimidating" I don't even know if I spelled that shit right, but it's okay. You know what I mean. She has the best vagina in the world, bro. Like, No lie. LOL. ;-; I'm such a loser. But, Anyways. Lemme get too the real thing.
"Yo see this girl named Mal, shes my pal. She be walking down the street looking oh so fine, all the guys stare but too bad shes mine. Mals so calssy, even though all the guys she knows are trashy. Mals fav guy happens too be Sam but hes a ham. and Mals fav girl is Nat and shes so fly like that."
See that? Yeh, My favorite girl did that for me, in a rap. I give her props for doing it, and actually making it sound decent. When I first heard it, I thought it was the most legit rap, Ever. I'ma get that hoe published one day. Okay, I'm getting off track. Lemme try this one more time.
Obviously, I can say so much about you. But, I don't have enough space. Actually, I'm just too damn lazy. Well. Even though i've only met you through IMVU, I feel like I know you on more than just an internet level. Like, On a real personal level. Out of all the people on my friends list, besides my boyfriend, You know about me the most. Also, You know my ways and the things I do. You understand me, and know some of the shit I go through. Eh. Most people on IMVU are like ... "Tell me your problems" ... "Well, I'm not in a good mood.." ... "I have a new game." Like, Really? Yeah, But you.. You can talk to me about my problems and actually help me get through them. Also, Have me laughing my ass off after we have our serious moments. I fucking love that, nigga. I love how you can make me laugh my ass off, about the most dumbest things. You're amazing, Talented [In bed], Hot, Loving, Smart, Smartass, and Different. Not alot of people catch my eye in a way, that makes me want too talk to them. You did, Sadly.. LOL. Like, Even on the first day we met. I was stuck too yo' ass err'day aftaa' dhat. Jesus, I can't explain how much your butt means too me. I can't wait too meet you outside of this laptop. Welp. I love you, Hoe.
P.s : SHAKA.
Eine) She gots major swag, yo'.
Zwei) She will win the arguement, Plain & Simple.
Drei) Smart, and Smartass.
Vier) Elle parle le français
Fünf) Badass, Huh? Then you'll think she's a god.
Sechs) Mess with her, and i'll fuck up your imvu account. Real talk. ;]
Sieben) Down to earth.
Acht) She has no idea how to use technology..
Neun) Yahoo, Sadly.
Zehn) No Facebook, Twitter, Myyearbook, Tumblr.
Elf) When she makes fun of you, it shows she cares. Don't take it personal.
Zwölf) She's my long lost sister, yo'.
Dreizehn) Creepin' and Trollin', All day Err'Day.
Vierzehn) Sex, Sex, and more Sex.
Fünfzehn) She loves me more than anyone else on IMVU. Sorry, Too get your hopes up. ;]