Relationship Status: Single Orientation: Straight Looking For: Friendship
Special Someone
Guest_Sasukenerd He is the awesomest person i hav ever met in my entire life.He is like a brother to me and is always there when i need him most. If u meet him, u will luv him just how i do. I'm glad tht i met u.
My Interests
A guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
hey thnx love ur page lol favorite is the boyfriend girlfriend brother thing lmao thats so funny..would kind of suck tho to have ur brothers *mayonnaise* on ur face o.O....cutii avii to :D