Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later. As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want. And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want. So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world. But not to worry, because for most of you, this section could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem ... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. Maybe not. Got a cold? Take some penicillin. Sniffles? No problem. Have some azithromycin. Is that not working anymore? Oh, got your Levaquin. Antibacterial soaps in every bathroom. We'll be adding vancomycin to the water supply soon. We bred these superbugs. They're our babies. And they're all grown up and they've got body piercings and a lot of anger. You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways. I've been a human for years so why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing? I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are. I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learnt that one the hard way. Life sucks. Life sucks more than most. It's not as bad as some, which is depressing all by itself. You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex - they need to save the world? I've got the Rubik's complex; I need to solve the puzzle. I was about to say something but I forgot: I need a reason to give a crap. And now I’m giving two craps… The metric system always confuses me. Lesson to be learned: Treat everybody as if they have Korsakoff's, we all lie anyway. You really don't need to know everything about everybody. What kind of pathetic logic is that? The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic, Hello! Even if real human contact is something I don't have or even want or need, I should at least be able to see it in other people Yeah. Right. True love. That's just how we match organs these days. There's a couple in France, High school sweethearts - they're trading brains. Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to find ways to hide steroid use. Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? There seems to be a correlation. Parents are never as bad as kids think they are. and As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid. Tiny unicorns goring the bronchial tubes would be cooler. You want to know how two chemicals interact. Do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat!!! I can't remember the last time I saw a 20-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, They're the ones who don't care what you think. Noble gesture. My favorite kind - dramatic, yet completely empty. Sayonara.♥♥♥♥♥ R.I.P Meggy. November 1st 2002 R.I.P Shane. June 22nd 2008 Alice is my bitch <3 *MUAH* Peace Bitches☆

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