Relationship Status: Single
Orientation: Bisexual



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Hello there fellow IMVUer.
As you may have realized.
I'm Irisabella.
You can simply call me Iris, for short.
How did I get that name, you ask?
It's a fusion of two names Iris and Isabelle.
Iris + Isabelle = Irisabelle.
But, I added the "a" by accident.
And decided not to change it.

I'm on IMVU because
I'm looking for some company,
someone to talk to,
when I'm in front of my computer.

If there's anything you'd like to know about me
(that's not already below)
Feel free to message me.
(No, I didn't say 'massage me')

And, YES I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO READ.
FEEL FREE TO VISIT SEVERAL TIMES
AND READ BITS AND PARTS OF IT.
OR
JUST DON'T READ IT. LoL
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

I'm a effin' perfectionist sometimes.
And, if you've got a problem with it,
I'd love to dropkick you
And, point out all your imperfections.

I know that everyone's imperfect.
And, that every thing's broken.
But, y'know what?
SCREW THAT!
Hate my attitude?
You can leave.
Exit's that way. --------->

My clothing style is pretty much
what ever the hell I feel like
wearing as long as it doesn't clash.
Most people say it's "wanna-be punk rock".
Because, I don't wear the effin' brand names.
I mostly, design my clothes.
From scratch.
From recycling.
From Renewing...blah blah..
I make my own jewelry and accessories.
Makes one less kid in India slaving for 20 cents.

All I need to live:
White paper .
A black pen.
And, my guitar.

I'm always thinking about something.
I don't know what.
I just am.

I'm in love with VAMPIRES!
I am possibly the only weirdo that watches
"Interview with the vampire"
EVERY FREAKING DAY!
And, that reads the novel practically every week.
I'm always looking for 'the truths' of vampires.
If you can educate me on it...
Leave a msg or add me.

Speaking of Movies...
I ADORE HORROR MOVIES!
The more grotesque & disturbing the better!

I'm also into learning anything and everything I can,
on the depths and darkness of the world's hidden creatures.
Anything about the underworld, The book of shadows,
Darklighters, demons, archdemons, etc.
Please feel free to message me with any info on it.
Ty! ^^

I am possibly one of the very few people that...
LAUGH during a horror movie.
I try hard to suppress it, so people don't think I'm insane.
And so I don't get kicked out...
But, it is a most difficult task I might say.

I'm OBSESSED with trying to find ways
to make my life interesting.
Jumping off balconies
Poking jello until there's a hole in it.
Hugging trees and having long conversations with them.
(Trees are really really good listeners!)
Ripping my clothes and walking around
in them calling it "hobo-chic"

I have got terrible memory.
And, by terrible I mean:
"I-can't-recall-what-I-had-for-breakfast
so-I-have-the-same-thing-every-day."
Yep, so excuse me if I forget...
things...or minor details...
Or pose the same question frequently.

I get bored pretty quickly.
And, if you don't interest me the convo won't go anywhere.
I'm really bad a breaking the ice mostly because
I'm more interested in what you WANT TO KNOW and
what YOU HAVE TO SAY.
I like to believe:
"If the question is not asked
then the answer is not relevant."
Quote from me by me.

Music:

Rock, Art-rock, Hard rock, mosh, grunge,
PUNK, hardcore, metal, blah blah...
I'm into anything along those lines!
(I dislike Country, Hip-hop, Rap...etc.)
I have odd tastes.
I listen to a couple random
things here and there.
And, some bands with the most
ridiculous names like:

"At the Drive-In"
(www.fearlessrecords.com/atdi/ )

"Test Icicles"
(Punk Band from the UK),

"The Atomic Bitchwax"
(http://www.myspace.com/theatomicbitchwax),

"Demented are go!"
(www.dementedarego.net/),

"Bimbo Toolshed"
(http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?
fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=163137219)

"Jack Off Jill"
(http://www.jackoffjill.com/)

And many MANY more.
Yes, all these bands do exist!
I listen to a shit-load of music so whatever.
I enjoy having a wide variety of music to listen to.
And, I enjoy having a Queen's album next to The Misfits!


Only I understand my tastes, I suppose.
Well, yeah...

Um..what else to say, what else to say...

I love skittlez! They own! If you haven't tasted
the effin' rainbow you're a
LOSER!

I'm having a romantic
affair with chocolate.
We meet three times a day.

Morning: I eat cap'n'crunch cereal with chocolate milk.
Or drink at least 17 glasses of chocolate milk per day.
Or eat cocoa puffs.

Noon: Chocolate cookies.

Night: Mid-night snack of cookies and milk.

As you can tell my eating habits
consist of the four main food groups:
-Choco cereal.
~Choco milk.
=Choco cookies
_And Choco in any form.

I'm known as...A very odd being.
Very enigmatic as well.
And, I'm proud of it be-yo-t-chezz! Haha!
I am who I am.
You can think what you want of me.

Hmm...Let's see...
What else to say...
I understand and speak English.
Je comprends et je parle Français.
Yo entiendo y yo habla Español.
Nakaka intinde at nakaka pag salita nang Tagalog.



Want to know a secret?
When I am depressed...
or upset...or down...
or just seem sad...
to make me feel better give me a hug.
A simple hug.
No words needed.
Or play with my hair...
But, that's rather hard when your miles away.

I'm VERY bipolar.
And, temper mental.
So watch out for that.

I'm rarely on IMVU... Sorreh.

I'm more on MSN.
Since people always harass me to chat. *shudders*
So leave me a message and...
You just MIGHT get my e-mail.
Bwahahah!
Or not...? Who knows?

Religion?

I am a Haphazarologist and a Free Thinker.

I am the founder of Haphazarology.

And, you can find my co-founder on IMVU,
Guest_Prettyhatemachine90.

If you want to know more about "Haphazarology"
Feel free to ask me and my co-founder.
We are looking to recruit more not -ists or -ies for we do not study, nor do we get together to worship,
We just believe what we want to believe, we think what we want to think and
we perceive what we wish to perceive.
We are NOT atheists for we believe in something, we just aren't sure what.

We are creating a movement.

And, if it fails, we are still believers of Haphazarology.


Yes I like to play with a Rubik's cube.
Yes, I can solve it.
I do consider it a toy.



Anything else you'd like to know?
Just ask me.

So, that's pretty much it...
So, um... Enjoy the rest of my blank page.

If you have to time...
Check out my most recent stories in my blog.

They're all my work.
So, please have some respect and don't steal them.

Ciao Ciao.



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