I'm so Cool:
I Go Reverse Skinny Dipping

You Better Read This...
It May Save Your Life

When Amber Said Jump... You Said "Yo Fuck Off Bish!" and I respected your independence.

She who walks behind men will leave this world with sorrow but she who walks in front of men shall leave this world with blisters on her heels.

I will one day rule the world!

My name is Amber. I am the last of my kind. Unfortunately I am the only person on Earth exactly like me. Shame, isn’t it?

I’m a chubby monkey and I don’t care if you think I’m fat. I’m also far from flawless and I’m way too short for my age. According to all my friends, I’m a real nifty elbow rest. I’m only about 5”3’.
Yeah and I’m seventeen.
You do the math, kay?

I’m not emo. I’m not goth.
Or punk.
Or whatever other label that may be out there.
I am human and I would really appreciate it if you treated me like one.
I’m not a dog. I’m not a workhorse. I’m not a supplier. human.

I’m not going to tell you how much I hate my life. That’s much too open for my standards but I will tell you it’s not all hunky-dory here. If I’m offline for months on end, either something is going on or I’m bored of all you people. Harsh.

I’m in love with my best friend. He’s my everything, just the same he’s the only thing that makes sense to me. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much you sacrifice, you will never mean as much to me as he does.
Psh, as if you’d want to mean that much to me anyway. I’m rather clingy.

I don’t date online. I don’t cyber. You’d have to be a lunatic to even ask.

I don’t give away credits or gifts. Sorry.

I get seriously pissed off when people don’t leave me messages. DO IT!

My preferred music varies. I like things like MSI and ICP. I like Eminem and 50 Cent. I like Devil Driver and Disturbed. I like Weird Al and Scotty Vanity.
I also listen to Escape the Fate, Six Inches Of Blood, Alexisonfire, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Def Leppard, Good Charlotte, The Trews, Trapt, Static X, Spongebob <3, Family Force Five, Tatu, Right Said Fred, Finch, Tokio Hotel and a whole shit load of others that I really don’t want to mention. (Carrie Underwood may or may not be one of them…)

I talk to people between the ages of 15-23, mostly guys. Not many females like talking to me for some reason...
Although I hate the whole label thing, I have to admit that I talk to more 'emo' and 'goth' and 'punk' people than I do 'preps' and 'gangstas'. I can't really help it. I have my preferred group of people and they seem to be living on the dark side.

I support Gay Pride. Love is love, no matter the gender and I proudly celebrate May 17.

I’m currently sober. Don’t get used to it.

That’s about it. Leave a message <33456789

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.Hall Of Shame

Started May 25/2008

As you know I have message hints EVERYWHERE, and still people refuse to leave me one. So now I'm going to make a list of all the people who I now hate. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times
LEAVE ME A DAMN MESSAGE!

1. guest_xxraningnightmarexx
2. guest_leatica33
3. Felix
4. Joliney
5. ---

Don't Be My Next Enemy.