I am a vampire, a king of the night I hide in the shadows and avoid the light Although i am a creature of the night;have no fear, don't flee in fright. I won't attack you and i won't bite, those nasty rumors you've heard just aren't right. We don't breed people like cattle, or use them for food. When we need to fuck or feed we use our own brood. I'm sorry i didn't mean to sound so rude, i hope i didn't offend you;I hope your not a prude. Vampires are born we aren't created, come now, Dracula was a legend we are not that complicated. Vladamere Dracul was his real name, impaling his enemies is his claim to fame. So as you can plainly see Dracula is just a myth and Mary Shelley might want to plea the fifth. But as for me, no need to put me under a microscope. for i'll tell you up front i'm a lycanthrope. A lycan what? You say. A shape shifter to put it another way. We are really quite friendly; sexy and mysterious. So my friend if your still curious, might i add that garlic, holy water and, crucifixes won't kill us, they'll only make us mad. The best way to kill a vampire is to stake thier heart or cut off thier head. We are so hard to kill because we are corporeal undead. Now you know more about vampires than you ever knew, now you know what is and isn't true. There is one more bit of knowledge i wish to impart, so listen carefully for it's a matter of the heart. As you journey through life on your meager endeavor, know that only a vampire can love you forever. And now the night is fading, i know you feel it too, so i bid you farewell my friend without further adeau. I begin to laugh with delight as i fade from your sight. I whisper on the wind, i am a vampire, and i love you with all of my might!