1: Don't spam me for crap, 'cause I will report you by one click; since I despise spammers. 2: Don't fucking beg, I ain't your sugardad. 3: I don't add random people, since I find the fact hard to find the so called true friends. So fuck off with your add button.
Now where that is settled.
Hey, I'm Philip, and I'm the nightmare your mom warned you about. The person you should fear if you piss me off, but the person you should hate for having more style then most people in this twisted world. And hey, sorry girls I am gay, don't mind boobs in my face; but I despite vaginas saying ''Fuck me, oh sucky sucky'', ain't charming. So get a grip around your blood cunt and fuck off to another cyber 'cause you ain't doing the job for me. I don't really care for people unless they're interesting by all meanings. I will require as perfect grammar as fucking possible since I can't read ''U luk hawt'', or ''H4v3 4 d47''. Fucking hell if you got a keyboard and have gone to school, just spell fucking right for once. You'll get more friends that way if you AT LEAST can spell ''Hey''. -Rolls eyes- I'm a sarcastic asshole to everyone, but a bitch towards more, though I do flirt; but only if I see someone that catches my eye. So yeah, now that you've gotten over me actually despising more then half the world population, get off my page unless you've something to say.
