If you really want to know anything about me, for fuck's sake ask. I don't know what to put on these these get to know you parts, because I really can't discern what I want people to know and what I would rather they not know.

I don't tend to sugar coat things, or lie to protect feelings. If you ask me something, I will give you my honest opinion, and would expect the same from anyone else in return. Not telling anyone where they really stand in a certain situation is just plain decietful.

I am a big nerd. I ogle any type of electronic device that makes noise, has pretty lights, or has swinging, whirly parts like a horny old man in a strip club.

I like the things I like, and I really couldn't tell you why, because its pretty much a mystery to me too. So don't ask me why I like one thing, but can't stand another similar thing, because I don't have the foggiest fucking clue. I just know that some things set off that part of my brain that makes me all drooly inside (sorta like the sound Homer Simpson makes when he sees a box of donuts).

I hope that was enough to quench some thirst for knowledge. Anything else you want to know, just send me a message.

Relationship Status: Married
Orientation: Straight
Looking For: Relationships