About me.
Most of you little “IMVUers” will not take time to read this, but I’ll write it for the little amount that will. Hi, I’m someone just like you. I’m a normal kind of kid that is careless and usually destroys everything I touch if it isn’t all that much important to me. I’m the type of person who lives to put myself and usually other people down. I’m way more talented at insulting people rather than being nice. I used to be afraid to be sorry and wrong, but I think I grew out of that. A lot of you don’t mean anything to me, and a lot of you do. I dislike people with egos through the roof. Why? Because usually they turn out to be worse than the people they thought they were better than all because of the fact they were so selfishly stuck up. I talk to my pets. They mean more than my family does, sadly. I’m the type of person that can keep a conversation going no matter what it’s about, but that’s only on the computer. I like talking on the phone rather than any other way of communicating.. –Well, that depends who it is. I like anime, some of it. I’m ‘a person who avoids or does not actively seek human interaction and prefers to be alone.’


I’m not very active, I’ve never been involved in any other sports besides basketball, I dislike football and find it very pointless to watch and play. Sometimes it’s like I tend to laugh like it’s my new way of breathing for no apparent reason. I’ve got a sweet tooth. ;l I hate any type of pie besides lemon. I’m allergic to strawberries. I tend to confuse cherries with strawberries a lot. I drink nothing but Diet Coke. I prefer sour things over anything else, most of the time. I like oldies more than recent music. Elton John is my one and only “hero”. I don’t follow trends. People that use sexual terms to insult people, I find extremely stupid. I despise people that use the word “fuck” after every word in a sentence. Don’t ask to add me, I’ll accept anything just because I don’t take this stuff seriously enough to be picky. I don’t judge people by their looks (most of the time.)


Chapstick is one of my favoritest things in the world. Summer is dreadful when you live in the desert, that’s why I don’t like summer OR where I live. My dad is my best friend and there will never be another. I don’t talk to any of the siblings I live with because they’re all annoying and ugly. Even my five year old nephew. Speaking of youngsters, I hate little children. They scare me. I feel like shit more than I ever feel “good”.


How are you?
I’m always okay, don’t ask me again.

Where are you from?
My mother’s vagina, dick shit.

Where do you live?
California, (once again) don’t ask me again.

How old are you?
I can’t count high enough to say.. Sorry.

Are you a boy or a girl?
I’m an alien, I have no gender. Besides, what does it matter if I’ve got a dick or a dick trap?

Why are you such a douche?
I’m not a douche, you’re just stupid.

What’s the name of your song?
It’s called “DannyAutopsy’s profile song” <-- No Brainer!

Did you make your avatar picture? If not, who did?
Adam did.

Above this are questions and answers I receive/give ALL the time. I’m tired of it. You have your answers there, so why bother asking? I’m asexual and NOT available. I won’t be for a while, or at least I hope so. I’m happy with what I’ve got and I’ve never hesitated with the fact I couldn’t ask for anything more. I find the weirdest things cute. I’m always bored. I talk to myself a lot. I sleep more than anything else. It beats me how I get so tired from just sitting on my ass all day. I hate the new Black Eyed Peas album, but I love their old one. Perez Hilton makes me laugh when he laughs and.. talks. I like Brittany Spears, get over it.