I am not real. I am a figment of your imagination. I am the voice in your head. The one that tells you to pour the orange juice.

Dude. I'm totally kidding. But seriously, get that thing with the voices checked out by a doctor or something. I'm not so sure that's completely healthy.

You can call me Alex. I'm like... really, really old. I'm all wrinkly and there's this green stuff that comes out of my ears at times. Yeah, I don't know. We're looking into it.

I'm being completely serious.

In case you were wondering... no. I'm not being serious at all.

Adam should go to bed. Don't you agree?

Okay. I'm done with my nonsense now. :D This was supposed to be an about me, but it turned out as... em, something else? -nods-

Hmmm. So, let's see. About me... things that I like.. I like Disney Channel. Bahahah. A lot. I have a television in the same room as this computer, so I'm always watching it when I'm on the computer. Other than TV and computer, I read. The Twilight saga is my favorite series of all time. :D Which brings me to the subject of Robert Pattinson, my lover. 8D I also love the Jonas Brothers, and England. <3 I'm an Anglophile (look it up if you don't know, k.)

When I don't get sleep, I become this really horrible creature with horns and sharp teeth. O.O -cough- No, erm, but I get really irritable. I can feel it. It's like everything and everybody is just being ten times more annoying than usual. So, you don't want to catch me on a day when I haven't gotten enough sleep. D; I apologize in advance if you do.

Hmmm. I have brown hair. :D It's short! I've never thought I'd have short hair, but I let my friend cut it... and she went a little too short... but I really love it, so no hard feelings there. My eyes change colours. In the summer they're usually green, and during the winter they're usually blue. I think I'm normal height... what's normal height? Bah. I don't have braces (so glad I can say that now).

Do you want to know my style? Look at my avatar and my page...? No. I don't have any piercings in real life. I don't even wear earrings (bleh). Half the things I wear on imvu, I would never actually wear myself. I like jeans. Straight-leg, not skinny. I only wear coloured skinnies, because colourful pants kind of don't come in any other kind of style, I guess... and I like hoodies and jackets. During the winter, when I come home, I'll never take my coat off. And my mom always yells at me. o.e I hate flip flops. Sneeeeeeeeakers. <3 I love hats... scarves... gloves. I just like to be comfortable. :D

Things that I hate... veins. The thought of them makes me squirm, and the sight of them makes me feel sick. I hate wrists, and I'm terrified of giving/getting blood taken. Shots don't really scare me, but they feel really weird, and I don't like them either. I can't stand to watch people brush their teeth. Being in hospitals (or anywhere where people have died) freaks me out. I don't like dummies or wax figures, they make me uncomfortable... o.e Another thing I hate; Miley Cyrus. She's a horrible role model, and is going to screw up her life. :D I also hate little noobs on here, who have names like "xxxxxEm0cutiexxx", and steal pictures of scenes off of the internet, and have really bad techno music on their pages, and who say "I'M EMO/SCENE!!!!". That bugs me.

I'm really writing a lot, aren't I? :D

I'm a person who likes to be left alone. I don't think I'm like that over the computer... but in real life, I hate going out, and I hate when people I'm not close with are in my house. When people talk to me, I don't really talk much. And if they ask questions that I know they know the answer to, I won't answer them. That really bothers my mom. :D I'm inside my mind all the time. I'm always thinking about something. It really ticks me off when people interrupt my thoughts. >.> My mother always tries to get me to get out of the house, but she doesn't realize that I just like to sit at home, eagerly clicking my mouse and typing on the keyboard. :D Nerd? Yeah.

Are you reading all of this? O.O

I like movies a lot. And rainy days. Have I mentioned that I hate the sun? Well... not really the sun itself, but I hate, hate, hate really hot and disgusting weather. The sun during winter doesn't bother me as much, but I'd still rather have a huge rain storm than a sunny day. I'm happier when it's raining. :D

Hm. So. Basically, I had fun writing this. I might add to it later. :D

Adam's cool.


My best friend Bella.


These people make my life. :D