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BondJimBond

Avatar since: 08/21/07
VIP member since: 06/11/08
VIP member number: 47786

Male
Age: 44
United States - WI
Last log on: 09/06/08

"Hello, the name is Bond, James Bond"

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Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That's why it's called
THE PRESENT

THE PAPTRIX

Too Funny!!! - LOL

My Music

*** CURRENT PLAY LIST ***
The spy songs are just for fun and add to the spy theme. The other songs are some of my favorites. I hope you enjoy them all.

MISSION DETAILS: Austin Powers needs our help capturing the three criminals shown below. If you see any of these men, please contact me as soon as possible. From left to right is Austin Powers (Our Employer), Dr. Evil (Insane), Mini Me (Ankle Biter) and Fat Bastard (Slob). They are extremely dangerous and most troubling of all, they can't dance worth a crap.

They must be stopped!!!

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*** JUST HAVING SOME FUN ***

Even though James Bond is a player in the movies, that is not the case here. I treat everyone I meet with the highest respect. The Bond Gals and Agents on the site have come to me wanting to be on the page. I tell them to supply me a non AP Sticker of them, come up with a specialty and write up a bio. They are NOT required to do anything to be on the page. It is meant to have fun and make everyone laugh. I do my best to make sure everything on this page is not AP so people of all ages can enjoy it.

The Bond 007 and Bond Gal... stickers below were made by my good friend JusMeJudi. She is a developer and creates custom stickers like these two. Send her a message if you're interested in getting some for your home page or as gifts. She is very talented and creative and you will not be sorry. She also has other great products

Bonds Fellow Agents

Agent Whip 0069 Allow Me to introduce Myself, I am Agent Whip, aka Miss Heaven, aka Cherish. I am honored to have been invited to join Bond in his quest to rid the IMVU world of Evil Villains. My specialty is seduction in the field of the Dark side of BDSM. Due to My background Agent Bond feels this world needs a lil discipline and control, So I am here to cause a lil pain and WHIP these evil doers and villains into shape. You would be surprised what control One can have when One has someone all tied up ‘smiles evilly”. I look forward to meeting A/all you fellow Agents…smiles warmly and whispers…”and if any of you care to test My experience out, give Me a call…555-WHIP…wink”.

Agent SnuggaBear 0099: While SnuggaBear is a sharpshooter with both her camera and her gun, her passion has always been photography. That is until her beloved father, the florist, (also retired agent) disappeared when they were on an extended, photographic expedition abroad. Now it is her mission to take down all who were responsible, along with any other evil influences. SnuggaBear is still shooting, but these days she shoots more with her Glock than with her Nikon. Agent 0099 ready and waiting for the next assignment. :D

Agent Sneak 006: Sexy, sophisticated and keen during the day - Conniving, mysterious and just down right devious at night. Agent Sneak is the agent to call to do your dirty work or when its payback time. Specialties: Good at getting into or out of tight places, delivering the ultimate in pranks for fun or revenge. A quick change artist and master of disquise, Agent Sneak will find your weakness and break you down, one whoppee cushion at a time. Arriving on her B.W.O.D. (Big Wheel of Doom), with her weapon of choice, a fresh can of Reddi Whip as well as a vast collection of various other dirty tricks, this Agent will have you screaming like a little girl and begging for mercy. Be prepared for the unexpected.......

Agent Smart Ass 001: Not much is known about this secret agent other than he has always been an Ass. Before his high schooling started his father would quite often refer to him as Dumb Ass. He was also a bully once he was in high school and his peers started addressing him as the Pain in the Ass. As he learned more and more in high school he thought he was better than everyone and was starting to become an Arrogant Ass. Unfortunately he liked to eat a lot of Mexican bean dishes and had a Stinky Ass. When grades were not very good he would do a lot of Kissing of Ass with the unfortunate side affect of brown nose disorder. Finally he headed off to college, buckled down and became the biggest Smart Ass on campus but that has yet to be determined here at the agency. And whoever wrote this bio is going to get a Kick in the Ass by this Agent.

AGENT Misty 008: Her ninja abilities make her quiet but deadly. She will have the criminals in her sights and strike before they know she's there. This is an agent that all thugs should do their best to avoid. Her stealth abilities are a real asset for our undercover work.

I am AGENT James 005 and here's my story: Two thugs pick me up. They ask me for protection money. I don't have it. They throw me in a box with deadly spiders. When they think they are done doing their job, they throw me in street. I wake up in the hospital, I've been changed. I have spider abilities and look more buff. I decided to join the 007 spy agency and met my girlfriend. Now I work with the agency to fight off evil. The way I do that is to make villains mad with my cocky attitude and sticky spider webs.

Agent Storm 002: A sniper with a beautiful eye for detail and opportune moments. She doesn't miss any opportunities to take down the evil that infest this world. Watch your movements and stay alert, because she will be ready, waiting and always gets what she wants.

Bonds Operatives

Introducing Operatives Sexy and Judi. Op-Sexy specializes in luring bad guys into her hideout and seducing important information out of them. Op-Judi specializes in bio agents and nerve gases to render her subjects helpless and then pulling critical intelligence from them.

Below you will find Operative Blue. When she's not in the field chasing down criminals and kicking some butt, she's back at the office as Miss MoneyPenny taking care of all the important mission details.

Below is Operative Gemini. This Bond Gal specializes in bondage techniques to draw information out of thugs. She even tried a few on me and it wasn't pretty. Luckily she stopped before I gave out any top secret intelligence. Let's just say I'm glad she's on my side. Just wait untill she gets ahold of Dr. Evil, Mini Me and Fat Bastard, they won't have a Fricken chance - LOL.

Below is Operative WhatEver. She was one of Dr. Evil's top scientists and responsible for preparation-H, however upon learning that it was to be used for evil (She's a blonde, so it did not click that a boss called Dr. Evil would be working on something evil.. She just thought it an unfortunate surname) She altered its molecular construction in order to minimise its efficacy. Dr Evil wants her back but after she learned that preparation-H would remove all the chocolate from the world she could not be held responsible for the suffering of all females...

Bond Gal and Secret Operative Judi demonstrates a new and very effective weapon to take down thugs.

Below is Operative Sugar. A new virus has been released, once double Agent Sugar has poured her sugar on you there is no cure, she will suck you in and spit u out. With her lover the infamous Dr Evil, their aim is to capture Bond "James Bond" and destroy the world with their secret weapon. Op-Sugar pretends to spy on Dr Evils organization on behalf of a agent 007, but in fact is loyal to Dr Evil. Op- Sugar often transmits disinformation to identify other agents as part of counter-espionage operation "the Bond Gals". The Bond Gals trust Op-Sugar, since the target of their operation is to capture Dr Evil (hehe) however information is divulged to Dr Evil to protect him. Bitter-sweet Agent Sugar.

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Prayer List
If you feel inclined to do so, please say a small prayer when you think of these people.

Wayne - His father is in the hospital with massive heart problems. He is very weak right now now and the doctors are waiting for him to get stronger so they can do tests but they do not feel he will make it. Please take a little time to pray for him.
LP - Her mother is recovering from throat cancer and is in remission. Please pray that she continues to recover and remain healthy.
Lisa - Her mother has a bad kidney infection and is in the hospital. Please pray that she recovers soon.
Mark - He will be going to the hospital for hernia repair. Please pray that all goes well and that he recovers as fast as possible.
Mandy - She is seeing a doctor about an issue with her nervous system. The recovery rate is 100% for 80% of the people that get this. Please pray that she is in the 80% group.
HL - She is currently going through treatment. HL also has a friend, Alan, who is very sick and in the hospital. Please pray for her and her friend.
SueS - Her husband and mother in law passed away recently. Please keep her family in your prayers as they struggle through this difficult time.
KG - Has had some health problems concerning her ear and they have found a tumor behind her right ear that has ate alot of her bones and is making its way up to her skull. Please pray for her surgery and recovery to go well.
Misty - Her good friends grandson just commited suicide. Please pray for her friends family as they work through this very hard and difficult time.
StarFall - Please keep her mother in your thoughts and prayers as she is dealing with some medical problems at this time. She just had surgery and is recovering.
My Sister and her Husband - They have been trying to have a baby for three years. Please pray that they are blessed with one soon.
DaCherries - She has a dear friend who has been fighting brain cancer over the last 5 years. He had surgery and was doing good until he suffered a stroke recently. Please keep him in your prayers.
WhatEver - Her father has been very sick. Please pray for her as she takes care of him.
KingRich - His father is sick and at home. His mother is being treated for cancer. He is also going through treatment for his neck and having some difficulties. Please keep him and his family in mind.
Charlotte - She recently had reconstructive surgery and is experiencing some complications. She will be going in for further reconstructive surgery soon. Her mother is also in the hostital with problems. Our prayers are with her and her mother and I hope yours will be also.
Red - She just had neck and back surgery and is recovering. She will be going through further surgery on her back in the near future.

Thanks for Your Prayers

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