2. Some native tribes worship me as the goddess of mischief and sacrifice newborn children to me because they fear I could destroy their harvest. The truth is - I wouldn't. If they'd stop sacrificing children, I would burn down the entire village.

3. I'm female, straight and taken. If you are anyone else than Lobo of CZW or my boyfriend - forget it, I'm not interested.

4. I already know that my page is awesome, that I have a fantastic taste in music, that I'm the super-best developer in the world, that my avi pic is oh-so-great and that you are my biggest fan. You do not need to leave a message for telling me.

5. My page is set to buddies only because I don't get the "plz leave a msg" mentality. I use my messages and all to communicate with my buddies, and I like my privacy. No, I do not add you because you wanna see my page or tell me how great my background or avi pic is.

6. Stupidity offends me. Stupid people are like people who never wash or sleep in a bed full of maggots. They are disgusting.

7. I am better than you. It's a fact, not a rumour. In fact, I am superior to 99 % of all living creatures.

8. I do not take requests at the moment, I'm busy enough with my running projects.

9. I will not join your model group, your random group, your DOC group or your developer group.

10. You see, I'm totally unfriendly, but if you still feel the urgent need to get in touch with me, join my fan group and don't spam my page or contact my management TripleThreatXJ (PR Management) or Mermaidnchains (Anger Management).